Humor Random Comments Thread

[Urwumpe]

I can't wait until the day I have a direct comparison between XR2 and Black Dart... I already have fun in the comparison between Black Dart and XR5.

 

[TSPenguin]

You'll be amazed, and if it only is for the eye candy
As I always say: RP happens in the head
So, I am back
And I continue to write in this line style
So what...
I have thsi exremely enerving hickup that sets in everytime I inhale
Imagine that with ram engines
omg
whatever
two of the beautiful women are still left
And I need (or at least should) lay down with them
so long, and good night
...
Oh, I need to remember to drink water
brb
ok, it is done
cya in the morning

 

[Jarvitä]

Yay, drunk posts!

So anyway, a guy calls the alcoholism help centre. The operator picks up, "Hello, you've reached the alcoholism self-help hotline, how can I help you?"

"Yeah, can you tell me how to make a punch bowl?"

100 grams of ракија андand counting here

 

[Andy44]

A guy walks into a shrink's office wearing only underwear made of saran wrap. THe shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

 

[TSPenguin]

A guy walks into a shrink's office wearing only underwear made of saran wrap. THe shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

HA HA HA HA *sigh*

It has been a while since we had an obvious drunk post, so i thought why not do some.
Despite the bad quality vodka, my head is pretty OK today.

 

[Belisarius]

So a guy walks into a lawyer's office...
"What's your fee?
"I charge $200 for three questions"
"That's pretty steep, isn't it?"
"Yes. What's your final question?"


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A Texan psychology student was undergoing an oral psychology exam.

"OK", said the professor. "I'm going to ask you about some opposites. What's the opposite of happiness?"
"Sadness," said the Texan.
"Very good. Now what's the opposite of elation?"
"Depression."
"Good. Now what's the opposite of woe?"
"Sir, that would be giddyap."

 

[Andy44]

A gyroscope walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Get out, we don't serve your kind in here." Gyroscope says, "Hey, check the attitude!"

 

[Belisarius]

A baby seal walks into a bar and sits down. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender.
"Anything but a Canadian Club" replies the seal.

A five-dollar bill walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Get outta here! We don't serve your type. This is a singles bar."

 

[Eagle]

A mega post
is passionately written
but never read.

 

[tonykattvc]

I like pie


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There are 20 ones in the rowboat.


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I wonder what happens if you put an atlantis SRB on a PB shuttle.

 

[TSPenguin]

I wonder what happens if you put an atlantis SRB on a PB shuttle.

I'd like to see that... But I think putting the PB on the SRB is more feasable

 

[Cobalt]

I wonder what happens if you put an atlantis SRB on a PB shuttle.

I tried something like that, I used the bottom of a velcro delta (I forget exactly) and put the PB on top using the universal cargo deck, since I don't know squat about attachment points.

It actually went straight up for a good long way. Not practical, but a fun way to screw around.

Doing the same with the DG, however, isn't so nifty.

Now for random comment:

None of my friends are available to play Metal Gear Online.

 

[Missioncmdr]

So I put every post in the Random Comment Thread (excluding quotes of other members) through Wordle and I got this:

 

[Belisarius]

The point of that exercise being...?

 

[TSPenguin]

Look at the topic and know your answer!
I hate random course. But it is fun in a way. Either me or LarryF are gonna win this. good thing we didn't start skin

 

[Missioncmdr]

The point of that exercise being...?

Random fun, of course. This is the Random Comments Thread, is it not?

 

[Chipstone306]

Think
When we say talking behind their back...aren't we really talking about them to their face?

 

[TSPenguin]

I am in a freaking good mood right now!

 

[Eagle]

Randomly enough, I just watched GATTACA. Always one of those strangely motivational movies.

I guess the craft they send up look like a modified Saturn. Must have some kind of recovery to send up a dozen or more a day. It is nice how all of the technology in the movie is understated and accepted as normal.

I'm mellow and have had a good day.

 

[orwellkid]

Unicorns like popcorn.