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The last time I went sledding, I wasn't even able to shout because the world went into a blur after a few meters (steep and icy grade, designed for downhill ski). The time-space continuum restored to normal when a whiteout announced that we just came to a stop in deeper snow.

Braking is no option.
 
A horse carriage with a load of wood passed our house today. Interestingly enough, the carriage driver managed without swearing this time...
 
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A horse carriage with a load of wood passed our house today. Interestingly enough, the carriage driver managed without swearing this time...

Somebody from my street was very optimistic today. We have superfreezing rain today, with up to 2 cm thick black ice forming on the roads, and he decided it is a good day to put a trailer on his transporter and haul a lot of wood home. When I wanted to leave, he was stuck in the dead end of this street, blocking my exit... so I was forced to help him.

Sadly, because the sight was pretty amusing. He was still in the "If violence doesn't help, you are not using enough of it" phase. Blindly trying to dig the wheels free, despite the problem being the ice below his wheels.

Eventually the solution was easy: Unhook the trailer, push it manually backwards until the transporter is free to move by itself (which was easier after you taught him basic army skills: Arresting the inside edges of your boots into any available underground for improved traction), bring the transporter in position (which was easy then) and hook up the trailer again.

And what is the moral of the story?

Superfreezing rain and heavy trailers are a bad combination.
 
Happy Festivus everyone! Festivus yes, Bagels no!
 
:woohoo:

a whole week to do more or less whatever I feel like!

let's just hope I'll feel like doing that compound table for OrbiterGalaxy... :shifty:
 
In honor of the anniversary of Apollo 8:

William Anders:
"We are now approaching lunar sunrise and, for all the people back on Earth, the crew of Apollo 8 has a message that we would like to send to you.
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep.
And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.

Jim Lovell:
"And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

Frank Borman:
"And God said, Let the waters under the heavens be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
And from the crew of Apollo 8, we close with good night, good luck, a Merry Christmas – and God bless all of you, all of you on the good Earth."

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Speaking of Apollo 8: I just visited the capsule at the museum of science and industry in chicago on tuesday, December 21. This also happens to be the anniversary of the launch.
 
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I just got a Logitech Flight System G940 for christmas! Now I can finally have rudder in multiplayer.
 
So it's not a joke?!
Unexpected encounter in Australian supermarket:
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No joke, worse it is the same tin as the one used in the original skit.
 
So it's not a joke?!
Unexpected encounter in Australian supermarket:
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Spam, one of those foods that tastes good while camping but magically tastes like garbage at home.
 
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