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I've got several friends who use LinkedIn, it seems that it's a network mainly for professionals (I know several lawyers, a couple of doctors and a bud of mine who's in the construction business use it).
For a long while I thought Facebook was for kiddies. But I see that it does have some uses, it comes in handy to send family members some info, and a few elderly folks in the neighborhood use it to keep in touch w/ family on the other end of the country.
It can also be a big time-assassin, but that's probably true for all social networks.
 
I've been trying to make sense of them every couple of years, and i still don't get it.

I don't use them myself, but I get what they're here for. They're the major place of social exchange these days. I could call it a generational phenomenon, but that's not quite true... There's enough people from my generation that adapted to it, and the kids nowadays grow up with it just as naturally as I grew up with various places of social interactions in my childhood. There's probably more public interaction happening on facebook these days than in all the Pubs in the world added together. It's a meeting place, and people go there to see what their peers are up to, and to boast about their own daily misadventures.

As for hard value, well, ask anyone who has a business that relies on public exposition. Facebook and twitter pretty much changed the way advertisement works. For those who can adapt, the possibilities are vast.
 
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We might be doomed.
 
What the heck are Facebook/Google+/LinkedIn/other social networks?
What are they good for?
What are they used for?
What value can i get from them?
- Facebook was the first, and is the most popular. It is (normally) used to connect people together, be able to talk to them. You can also expose what you want of your life (let's say you went to KSC and want to post some photos of the VAB, then you can share it to your friends who can like and comment, etc...
But I guess you already know that. That's the basics on how to use a social network basically. Facebook was the first one (well, to really get off, if we don't count MySpace). Google+ is the Google variant (simpler from my point of view, maybe more used for sharing things then for the social connection part), and LinkedIn is a professional social network.

- Well, I kinda already answered to your first question there. Keep in mind that you have control over what you choose to put online (you can also write false information, I do that on my Facebook profile). So yeah, Facebook is kinda like a online life log, where you can write bits of your personal history, attach images and videos, and connect with your friends or people that you have met and want to share stuff with. You can do that as well with Google+, it's just that it's Google that handles the thing. And with LinkedIn, well, you get to put your professional informations on, so others can find you when they need people with abilities you have.
On Facebook and Google+, you have pages that represents a known person, a group, a location, whatever you please, that you can "Like" or "Follow" to get updated on what they post and share.

- But, as Facebook is full of duck faces selfies made my teenagers (mostly girls) that for some wants to get the maximum amount of friends (yeah, the first question I'm asked when I give my FB account is "How many friends do you have?"), so, while Facebook can be great to talk to your friends and even your family if they're far from you, it is more and more made up for those teenagers.
I'm not enough on G+ to tell how the userbase is, but it is surely a bit cleaner as there's not as many people as in FB, and it has been criticized, especially when Google linked the YouTube and G+ accounts (which is not a bad thing on itself, less accounts, but if you don't want a G+ account, well you're screwed), but it is definitely a good solution if you want to get started in social networking.
Twitter is a bit off in these explanations because Twitter is a base of "followers". You like one person, then you follow him, and get updates on their "tweets" (text, photos, video, etc.) and has been known for its Hashtags (those #WhatAmIdoingHere thing).

- You can follow the life of people you like, share to the world (or only the dudes you want) what you want, organize events and things. I guess you can try the different social sites.


Whoa, I went in like ultra-writable mode there :lol:
Hope you find useful information in what I wrote, Artlav.
 
On a somewhat related note, Youtube seems to think that I am French, based on the advertisements it keeps showing me. Theyre actually not that annoying once you cant understand a word theyre trying to sell you. :lol:
 
A friend of mine who lives in the US asked me if my family and I like maple syrup. I sent him this picture with this caption:

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"We have another gallon waiting in the other fridge. And it's all extra light syrup, the best quality on Earth."
 
On a somewhat related note, Youtube seems to think that I am French, based on the advertisements it keeps showing me. Theyre actually not that annoying once you cant understand a word theyre trying to sell you. :lol:

A friend of mine gets advertisements almost exclusively in Japanese. I of course get none because of various ad-blocking plugins. :P
 
Hmm, I recently got a A340 landing at KLAX and 26 minutes of traffic in Amsterdam. Don't know what they want to advertise...
I watch to many aviation videos...
 
Really had to contact someone over youtube, so finally converted the accounts to Google+ style.
Welp, it kind of works. I can even answer comments now.

However, that raises one random question even higher, so i'll ask it here:
What the heck are Facebook/Google+/LinkedIn/other social networks?
What are they good for?
What are they used for?
What value can i get from them?

I've been trying to make sense of them every couple of years, and i still don't get it.

Well, they help you to stick your nose into other people's business. Especially Facebook.

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I've turned off the GPS on my phone. The last thing I want is some of my family members knowing that I'm not home.

Are you aware that there is a fantastrillion cute, little evil apps that can be installed on your smartphone, that can hide so that you won't find them if you don't know what to look for, and that by receiving a simple SMS command (that you will never see) will turn on your GPS (without ever turning the icon on) and then turn it off after texting back your position? And that there are other cute little evil apps that activate your camera and microphone, record snapshots or video or audio, and upload them to a remote server? And that there are devious, unsavory characters like me who will either install them or tell someone how to do it, for a fee?

Moreover, your smartphone is still recording geolocation data, and when some devious and unsavory character like me will get his claws on your phone, he will extract them from the forensic image of its memory.

You don't want people to know where you are, get your alibi by getting into some innocuous location where you have an excuse to spend some time, with no witnesses to the contrary that can be traced, and then put the phone into a lead-lined bag. For all intent and purposes, it will look as the battery has been drained (and after some hours trying to contact a tower from the inside of a lead-lined bag it might well be).

Ok. Now I just told you part of the secret for the Perfect Crime. If you do it, I told you nothing.:lol:
 
I got my girlfriend to fly stuff in Orbiter...which I really wasn't expecting, and what I'm totally not expecting is that she learned how to enter orbit, align planes, rendezvous and dock in under 2 hours...:blink:
 
You don't want people to know where you are, get your alibi by getting into some innocuous location where you have an excuse to spend some time, with no witnesses to the contrary that can be traced, and then put the phone into a lead-lined bag. For all intent and purposes, it will look as the battery has been drained (and after some hours trying to contact a tower from the inside of a lead-lined bag it might well be).

I'm just using 'airplane mode' instead :lol:
 
I'm just using 'airplane mode' instead :lol:
I tried that one time. Was disappointed: no wings deployed. :lol:


Well, they help you to stick your nose into other people's business. Especially Facebook.

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Are you aware that there is a fantastrillion cute, little evil apps that can be installed on your smartphone, that can hide so that you won't find them if you don't know what to look for, and that by receiving a simple SMS command (that you will never see) will turn on your GPS (without ever turning the icon on) and then turn it off after texting back your position?
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Well with the latest official Android version there is only one processus at a time that can recieve SMS (you have to choose it, and get prompted if another activity wants to send/recieve messages). That's ruled out too for me ;)
But with KitKat you get an icon whenever the GPS is trying to do something. It helped notice me one time that something was doing stuff in background that I didn't want to.
 
I got my girlfriend to fly stuff in Orbiter...which I really wasn't expecting, and what I'm totally not expecting is that she learned how to enter orbit, align planes, rendezvous and dock in under 2 hours...:blink:

You just assumed that she's stupid? :P
 
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