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[Ghostrider]

Why does it look like one of those darn adventure games puzzles...

 

[mojoey]

Why does it look like one of those darn adventure games puzzles...

If it's any consolation, I still haven't found Waldo yet.

 

[MattBaker]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoeVLSwIYAEplid.jpg:large

Bought for university long ago, just partially read during an exam scare, now with no relevance to my current line of work.

 

[jedidia]

There's also the full printed doorstopper in 5 volumes which basically contains the whole VB 5 index somewhere in there... because the internet isn't as old as they think (and my father was somewhat of a ludite)... :shifty:

 

[Urwumpe]

I can't work that way... its really terrible to program while a curious dove is staring through the window and watching you.

 

[Artlav]

I can't work that way... its really terrible to program while a curious dove is staring through the window and watching you.

Flashlight.
Weapons-grade flashlight.

 

[MaverickSawyer]

I can't work that way... its really terrible to program while a curious dove is staring through the window and watching you.

Flashlight.
Weapons-grade flashlight.

Nah. Get a cat.

 

[Artlav]

Nah. Get a cat.

You honestly think it's easier to program while a cat is playing with your fingers on the keyboard?

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Also, it's not guaranteed to help:

(-What is on today? Nice, a horror movie!)

 

[Ghostrider]

Flashlight.
Weapons-grade flashlight.

Oh, I have one. It's mounted just under my shotgun. :lol:

 

[MaverickSawyer]

You honestly think it's easier to program while a cat is playing with your fingers on the keyboard?

That's what a squirt bottle is for.

Also, it's not guaranteed to help:

(-What is on today? Nice, a horror movie!)

But on cold days, the cat will keep you at the computer by sleeping in your lap.

 

[SolarLiner]

Watch_Dogs' preload starts at 22:00 GMT. FINALLY!

 

[Quick_Nick]

Watch_Dogs' preload starts at 22:00 GMT. FINALLY!

Benchmarks are currently looking very poor. But performance will supposedly be fixed soon.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/jasonev...results-multiple-amd-and-nvidia-cards-tested/

 

[mojoey]

Apparently I've been a thorn in everyone's side for three years now. Fancy that

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Benchmarks are currently looking very poor. But performance will supposedly be fixed soon.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/jasonev...results-multiple-amd-and-nvidia-cards-tested/

You know, what happened to the days of Quality over Quantity? Like, if they had released Watch Dogs 20 years ago in its current state, the developers would be hung from the nearest bridge by sundown. You had one chance to get it right, or you'd be ed. Now in the days of DD and Early Access, a developer can just put out a game that barely works (Looking at you BF4 and Rome II: Total War), and spend months upon months not giving a single about fixing what's wrong with the game, and raking in all the money.

 

[n122vu]

and spend months upon months not giving a single about fixing what's wrong with the game, and raking in all the money.

Oh, so you've played Call of Duty: Ghosts, have you?

As in, "Hey, we know the gameplay sucks, and we really don't know how to fix it, but here's a voicepack to make your game sound like Snoop Dogg. No, don't like that? Wanna play as the Predator? No? How about we make it so that it's R. Lee Ermy yelling at you? Still no???"

 

[Pipcard]

ISRO, CNES, and JAXA are apparently "three space agencies we've never heard of"

(Also, that was Diamant, not Ariane. And why does a video from 2013 by a major television network company have poor audio quality?)

 

[fsci123]

Earlier today I made a fatal discovery which may open the doors to obesity to millions of more Americans: The Breakfast Hotdog

It's a barbequed mango sausage wrapped in BBQ sauce and a croissant.

 

[Ghostrider]

O hai!

I haz MOBIRU-SUITTO now.

 

[MaverickSawyer]

D'awww....

 

[Urwumpe]

ISRO, CNES, and JAXA are apparently "three space agencies we've never heard of"

(Also, that was Diamant, not Ariane. And why does a video from 2013 by a major television network company have poor audio quality?)

Funny, that they don't mention the German DLR. Is that a space agency you have heard of now?

 

[Linguofreak]

Utinni!