Humor Random Comments Thread

[Athena]

What about this guy?

:rofl:

 

[Urwumpe]

What about this guy?

In 100 days, the other will have surpassed me (I needed ~2000 days for that count).

Statistically, I only post once every 96 minutes. Or once per orbit.

 

[MattBaker]

Statistically, I only post once every 96 minutes. Or once per orbit.

Urwumpe is actually an AI secretly installed in the ISS used to control the nuclear arms up there and track the chemtrails!

Still not enough conspiracy theories?

 

[Urwumpe]

You had forgotten that I sneak kitten pictures into the executive packages and placed subliminal messages into Chris Hadfields "Space Oddity".

 

[Athena]

You had forgotten that I sneak kitten pictures into the executive packages and placed subliminal messages into Chris Hadfields "Space Oddity".

What about Skynet?

 

[Mojave]

Urwumpe is actually an AI secretly installed in the ISS used to control the nuclear arms up there and track the chemtrails!

Still not enough conspiracy theories?

That's brilliant.

I always knew Urwumpe was a robot. Just didn't know how to put it all together until now.

 

[Athena]

That's brilliant.

I always knew Urwumpe was a robot. Just didn't know how to put it all together until now.

He's a robot with Vulcan behavior programming.

 

[Mojave]

Oh man, the conspiracy just keeps getting deeper and deeper.

Maybe Urwumpe is funnybot from that South Park episode. :lol:

 

[Urwumpe]

Oh man, the conspiracy just keeps getting deeper and deeper.

Maybe Urwumpe is funnybot from that South Park episode. :lol:

Awkward.

 

[MattBaker]

Top three signs Urwumpe is human:
1st: No robot would pretend to come from Germany. They'd pretend to come from ass-kicking nations such as Russia or China.
2nd: He'd have more loose screws than R2D2.
3rd: No robot would spend so much time on a spaceflight forum.

So I've got it figured out. The robot pretends to be either a Siberian Tiger or a Galactic Penguin.

 

[Mojave]

The plot thickens. :lol:

 

[Urwumpe]

So I've got it figured out. The robot pretends to be either a Siberian Tiger or a Galactic Penguin.

Why only one account?

 

[Artlav]

One account that we know of.

 

[MattBaker]

Why only one account?

YOU'RE ALL ROBOTS! YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE SPACEFLIGHT INDUSTRY BY TELLING US HOW INEFFICIENT SPACEX IS! YOU'RE WORKING AGAINST THE PLAN OF GREAT LORD ELON! YOU ARE EVIL!

Sings that /me is bored...

 

[Urwumpe]

Look MattBaker, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

 

[MattBaker]

Is the pill blue by chance?

 

[BruceJohnJennerLawso]

Urwumpe is actually an AI secretly installed in the ISS used to control the nuclear arms up there and track the chemtrails!

Still not enough conspiracy theories?

I actually subscribe to that theory, for lack of a better explanation of the "Urwumpe Phenomenon". My theory holds that Urwumpe could not possibly be a real person, given his ability to post at any time, and therefore must be a mechanical intelligence, maybe even a personification of the internet itself :lol:.

I still cant figure out how to give my programs icons directly, but I was able to make some nice ones that are applied to shortcuts. The Delta Vee! icon looks nice pinned to the taskbar



And a nice icon for Conquering SPAAACE!



Maybe it needs a border or something.

 

[mojoey]

Urwumpe is actually an AI secretly installed in the ISS used to control the nuclear arms up there and track the chemtrails!

Still not enough conspiracy theories?

TIL Urwumpe is a Russian Nuclear Dead Man switch.

 

[Athena]

Russian Nuclear Dead Man switch.

:rofl:

 

[Codz]

Is the pill blue by chance?

Would you like to hear a song?