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A few of us prior-service types were having some nostalgic memories of our service. Here at a nuke plant, us airedales are far outnumbered by the nuke-pukes, so we tend to stick together. We were laughing at some of the old stories we had (of our own), plus things that we'd heard or read about in "Approach" magazine.

That lead us to discuss the cartoons we'd seen in Approach, and the artwork of Hank Caruso. We'll, Google being my friend an all, I find he's still putting pen to paper. A search of his site led me to something that I though some fellow Orbinauts might appreciate.

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Well, the proposed speed limit (wasn't it something like 364 kbit/s?) is still faster than what we had here until a few weeks ago...
Now we are at a breathtaking speed of 1120 kbit/s... I'd be perfectly happy with a connection that just handles NASA TV HD...
Maybe something is done if they limit the speed in the Reichstag to such levels :P.

It takes 110 seconds to load the T-Online homepage with 384 kB/s.

Also, people already calculated that the volume limits are so low, that you can use your internet just for half a week for 4 hours in the evening at full speed, before getting limited.

And most people who know the technological side of it also know, that the reason why T-Online limits is not because the network of them is limited (if all would use full speed on the first day in the month, they would also need to provide that bandwidth - the volume is practically irrelevant) but because T-Online is also content provider with "Entertain" and special contracts with Spotify. And Entertain and Spotify are ignored for the volume calculations. All competitors are. The message is "T-Online customers should use T-Online content for streaming".

They offered other companies to also transport their data volume to the customer for free, if these companies pay T-Online for it... If the companies should do that for every ISP, the Internet as world wide web will be dead. It has the taste of protection racket.
 
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My desktop speakers don't work anymore for some reason. That was a good quality set, 10-years old, with a subwoofer. Waiting to have money to see if that can be repaired, I plugged (via an external soundcard) my computer on a 100W Hartke bass amplifier. Now I can hear a Saturn V liftoff as if I was there and shake all the building

I used to have my 100W Peyvey stage monitors hooked up to my rig before I got married... ah, the times... :P
 
I used to have my 100W Peyvey stage monitors hooked up to my rig before I got married... ah, the times... :P

"(The first single man's apartment) . . . they're all furnished pretty much the same way. In your bedroom, you have:

* The mattress on the floor, protected by a mountain of dirty clothes.
* Milk crates for night stands.
* A lava lamp with a permanent glob at the bottom.
* A stolen road sign on the wall.
* A blanket for a curtain.

Out in the hall you have:
* The mystery stain on the carpet.
* Budweiser mirror on the wall.

Out on the balcony:
* The rusted out Hibachi grill.
* Plant, with no leaves on it.
* Bike, with no chain on it.

In the den you had the spoon stool. Next to that . . . the $9,000.00 stereo."
 
Must be a US culture thing. Because:

* The mattress on the floor, protected by a mountain of dirty clothes. - negative
* Milk crates for night stands. - negative
* A lava lamp with a permanent glob at the bottom. - negative
* A stolen road sign on the wall. - negative
* A blanket for a curtain. - negative

Out in the hall you have:
* The mystery stain on the carpet. - negative
* Budweiser mirror on the wall. - negative

Out on the balcony:
* The rusted out Hibachi grill. - negative
* Plant, with no leaves on it. - negative
* Bike, with no chain on it. - negative

In the den you had the spoon stool. Next to that . . . the $9,000.00 stereo." - check[/QUOTE]
 
"(The first single man's apartment) . . . they're all furnished pretty much the same way. In your bedroom, you have:

* The mattress on the floor, protected by a mountain of dirty clothes.
* Milk crates for night stands.
* A lava lamp with a permanent glob at the bottom.
* A stolen road sign on the wall.
* A blanket for a curtain.

Out in the hall you have:
* The mystery stain on the carpet.
* Budweiser mirror on the wall.

Out on the balcony:
* The rusted out Hibachi grill.
* Plant, with no leaves on it.
* Bike, with no chain on it.

In the den you had the spoon stool. Next to that . . . the $9,000.00 stereo."

I'm a musician, and a humanitairian worker, living in the Balkans, and my first bachelor appartment was in Bosnia, so it looked a bit different. It was actually a small house, that once was a shed and then got built out a house without asking anyone or registering in true bosnian style. It was also in some disrepair. It looked something like this:

In the living room:

-a wood stove, because that's what you use for heating.
-a two part couch, because that's where you sit, sleep and eat, and a small salon table (typical for bosnian appartments, not limited to bachelors).
-A movable computer table with "the machine".
-connected to that, a 28 channel mixer, going out to a pair of 100W active monitors.
-a drumkit
-a guitar amp
-three guitar stands with two guitars and a bass
-at some times, a wealth of mike stands with mikes to record this and that.

Kitchen:
-a fridge
-a microwave
-a lavatory
-a closet with all my clothes in it
-lots and lots of cables and spare parts lying around, waiting to be used

The hallway:
-concrete floor
-occasional snakes

the Bathroom:
-concrete floor, broken
-Ceiling in the slow process of comming down
-bathtub
-WC
-lavatory
-occasional snakes and scorpions

Yeah, I think that's about it. There wasn't anything else in there. Can't remember any mirrors, budwiser or otherwise...
 
:uhh:

It must be hard to take a bath when something is watching you then...:lol:

Could be worse. Imagine taking a shower in the morning with the standard hangover as male single, and the shower head in your hand is making strange hissing noises.
 
It must be hard to take a bath when something is watching you then...

I learned that scorpions are not much different to spiders in that respect: They come up through the drains. Just that they have a much harder time to get out of the tub than spiders, so you just flush them down again everytime you take a shower...
 
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Am I just weird or is anyone else thinking that pure milk tastes disgusting?

Your not the only one...


EDIT: My orbiter install seems broken for some reason, the earth is spinning backwards. :blink:
 
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"(The first single man's apartment) . . . they're all furnished pretty much the same way. In your bedroom, you have:

* The mattress on the floor, protected by a mountain of dirty clothes. Only a periodical hill of dirty clothes
* Milk crates for night stands. Actually, a small amplifier carboard box.
* A lava lamp with a permanent glob at the bottom. Negative
* A stolen road sign on the wall. Negative, 200x150 centimeters world map instead
* A blanket for a curtain. Negative

Out in the hall you have:
* The mystery stain on the carpet. on the floor :lol:
* Budweiser mirror on the wall. Blue Marble printing on the electrical box

Out on the balcony:
* The rusted out Hibachi grill. Strictly forbidden here
* Plant, with no leaves on it. Not enough room
* Bike, with no chain on it. Same as above

In the den you had the spoon stool. Next to that . . . the $9,000.00 stereo." A column of amplifiers, from the bottom to the top : 100W Hartke bass amplifier, 40W Peavey guitar amplifier, 20W "Drive" bass amplifier. Next to that the Stratocaster "50th anniversary edition" bought and made in the USA :)

EDIT: My orbiter install seems broken for some reason, the earth is spinning backwards.

Try with less beer :lol: :cheers:
 
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In the den you had the spoon stool. Next to that . . . the $9,000.00 stereo." A column of amplifiers, from the bottom to the top : 100W Hartke bass amplifier, 40W Peavey guitar amplifier, 20W "Drive" bass amplifier. Next to that the Stratocaster "50th anniversary edition" bought and made in the USA :)

What about the pedal board? :hello::lol:
 
What about the pedal board?

You pressed the weak spot. No pedal board ! I know, I know. Also, it saves the flat from being completely entangled in wires and various connectors. Those tend to make floor cleaning a nightmare :P
 
Must be a US culture thing. Because:

* The mattress on the floor, protected by a mountain of dirty clothes. - negative
* Milk crates for night stands. - negative
* A lava lamp with a permanent glob at the bottom. - negative
* A stolen road sign on the wall. - negative
* A blanket for a curtain. - negative

Out in the hall you have:
* The mystery stain on the carpet. - negative
* Budweiser mirror on the wall. - negative

Out on the balcony:
* The rusted out Hibachi grill. - negative
* Plant, with no leaves on it. - negative
* Bike, with no chain on it. - negative

In the den you had the spoon stool. Next to that . . . the $9,000.00 stereo." - check

According to some Hong Kong people on the web, this is called "romance of being a man". :rofl:

Maybe even more representative than this: :rofl:

 
You pressed the weak spot. No pedal board ! I know, I know. Also, it saves the flat from being completely entangled in wires and various connectors. Those tend to make floor cleaning a nightmare :P

Honestly, I considered using 19" racks for my new apartment because of the usual pedalboard disaster (Since you usually fall over another empty 19" rack here that waits to be "scrapped"). Which currently is also modern art, rather than a pedal board. :lol::lol:

But I look for a new overdrive pedal currently.
 
Honestly, I considered using 19" racks for my new apartment because of the usual pedalboard disaster (Since you usually fall over another empty 19" rack here that waits to be "scrapped"). Which currently is also modern art, rather than a pedal board. :lol::lol:

But I look for a new overdrive pedal currently.

One word: Line 6 (or is that two words?) :lol:
 
One word: Line 6 (or is that two words?)

I have that. But it doesn't replace the sound (and feel) of "true" hardware.

Honestly, I considered using 19" racks for my new apartment because of the usual pedalboard disaster

That's something to consider. I need to install the GetMoney v2.0 OS (the current v1.4 is very buggy), which implies to run the infamous GetaStableJob v0.4, which had lots and lots of bugs in its French localization those last years, then the NewFlat v3.0 platform, and I'll be BuyRack v0.9 ready.
 
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