Humor Random Comments Thread

[Artlav]

What does future keep in hold...

 

[astrosammy]

Water? Not iWater? That can't be Apple! :rofl:

 

[Scruce]

Look at the price of the glass! :blink:

$29.99

 

[Mattyv]

On that note:

 

[Izack]

On that note:

COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!!

 

[DanM]

COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!!

What is the problem with it?

 

[Scruce]

You guys have got nothing on Times New Roman!

 

[jangofett287]

 

[this is an old account]

Its a shame I cant type in Gill Sans. A modified version is used in the titles for 2OO1: A SPACE ODYSSEY.

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What does future keep in hold...

I bought an iPad, and it was the final straw for me- I had been a really huge Apple enthusiast. Eventually, I realized it was the older Apple which I liked, pre-2000. I realized I didn't really need the iPad, and so I eventually sold it. Don't get me wrong- Apple used to be great, but they turned into what they originally tried to go against: A big, controlling company.

Steve Jobs is gone now. Thus, I have no idea what I ought to expect from Apple at this point.

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Water? Not iWater? That can't be Apple! :rofl:

Its Apple Water- notice the logo right before "Water".

 

[NovaSilisko]

Friend is working with the Skyrim creation kit:

 

[DanM]

Speaking of Comic Sans, on one subreddit the mods changed all the text to comic sans for a few days just to troll everyone.

 

[this is an old account]

Orbiter? I hardly know her!

 

[NovaSilisko]

A magnitude 6.9 (Mw) undersea blind thrust earthquake occurred off the coast of Negros Oriental, Philippines

6.9...
Blind thrust earthquake...
Negros Oriental...

Either this is the strangest coincidence in the history of the world, or someone's trolling me.

(Or I'm just suffering from sleep deprivation)

 

[Urwumpe]

What is the problem with it?

Oh the horror, the horror.

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A german former manager failed at a German court suing his bank and the German state for getting the money that he needs for survival from his locked bank accounts. He had gathered more than 100 million Euro debts at this bank (private, not for his company) and failed serving the rates, resulting in 24 million Euro in various bank accounts getting locked up. The same manager and other managers are currently sued by the bankruptcy manager of his former employer for 175 million for "damaging real estate sales".

He now claimed that he and his wife need 35,000 Euro every month for existence, alone 15,000 Euro from that for gardener and security at his two estates in Bielefeld and Saint Tropez. The judge did not really understand it. :lol:

 

[jedidia]

I shot the Serif, so I should be adequately prepared

 

[jangofett287]

In case anyone is interested, here is a break down of the fonts I used in my Image

Do – Script MT Bold
Not - Agency FB
Start – Kingdom Hearts
A – Arial Black
Font – Blackadder ITC
War – Castellar
You – Impact
Cannot – Courier New
Finish – Engravers MT

 

[RisingFury]

Font wars megathread, anyone?

 

[mojoey]

probe help us all...

 

[DanM]

:facepalm:
My school needs a new German teacher. She threatened to give a student a detention for disagreeing with her by saying that Bismarck put more work into unifying Germany than the Brothers Grimm.

 

[Urwumpe]

:facepalm:
My school needs a new German teacher. She threatened to give a student a detention for disagreeing with her by saying that Bismarck put more work into unifying German than the Brothers Grimm.

Germany not German. Language-wise, Bismarck was a Prussian with rather strong Prussian dialect, for an upper class citizen.

Not sure why she needs a detention for this, Bismarck has not written any dictionary.