Chuck Norris jokes

[reverend]

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f* down.

 

[Linguofreak]

Nooooo! Not here too!

 

[adamb193]

The Big Bang was mearly Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

 

[Thunder Chicken]

 

[Arrowstar]

YouTube - Will It Blend? - Chuck Norris

That's awesome.

 

[astrosammy]

Let's try it with Bush, Saddam and Osama :lol:

 

[Ghostrider]

I've kicked Chuck Norris's ass.

He's gonna be very sad that you mistreated his beloved donkey.

 

[Andy44]

Chuck Norris does not require a Saturn V to reach the Moon. He just roundhouse kicks the Earth so f***ing hard the entire Earth-Moon system moves towards him.

 

[astrosammy]

Chuck Norris doesn't need the space shuttle to build the ISS. He throws the parts into Orbit.

 

[gawinnard]

Chuck Norris can't kick the bucket......

Chuck as a sperm, "roundtailed" all the other sperm to make sure he fertilized the egg. Mind you he got the first.
I felt sorry for his mum when he's was kicking in the womb.
The waters broke because he perfected the Roundhouse kick.

 

[GLS]

CHUCK NORRIS

Chuck Norris counted to the infinite!!! Twice!
Chuck Norris makes onions cry!

 

[bujin]

NASA is investigating the possibility of glueing Chuck Norris to the Orion space craft as a safer alternative to a heat shield. Chuck Norris doesn't burn up on re-entry.

 

[Arrowstar]

Heck, NASA should just replace the Ares I and V with Chuck Norris. Who needs 5-segment SRBs when you can just roundhouse kick the spacecraft to the moon (and back again!)?

 

[silent_protagonist]

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass. This apparent paradox ultimately led to the collapse of the Soviet Union.

 

[Andy44]

When Chuck Norris occurs, the result is pain.

Check out these moves, I especially like the old kick-through-the-windshield move.

 

[Andy44]

Chuck Norris does not wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

 

[GLS]

CHUCK NORRIS

Chuck Norris does not wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
THAT'S THE BEST ONE EVER!!!!!!!
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Bullethead]

Chuck Norris is the Higgs Field.

 

[Andy44]

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Superman's only weakness is kryptonite. Chuck Norris laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

 

[Danny Ramone]