Humor: Aluminium foil to prevent psychotronic control

[ar81]

What Is An AFDB?

An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don't mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be constructed by anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp (maybe bonobo). This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security to the masses. Not only do they protect against incoming signals, but they also block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading, keeping the secrets in your head truly secret. AFDBs are safe and operate automatically. All you do is make it and wear it and you're good to go! Plus, AFDBs are stylish and comfortable.

What are you waiting for? Make one today!

See http://zapatopi.net/afdb/usage.html

 

[teago]

Protect your children:

...and your pets!

 

[willy88]

I've heard that it actually amplifies frequencies used by the US government.

 

[Eagle]

I'm convinced.

 

[Coolhand]

I love my tinfoil hat, I wear it all the time.

If it wasn't for my tinfoil hat, i'd probably go mad!

 

[Andy44]

I wear a tinfoil diaper to protect my brains.

 

[SlyCoopersButt]

Alluminum foil? Nah, I'll take Lead foil! Seriously, I've actually suggested putting the brilliant Lead stuff in the walls and roof of a house. It might even help a little against the instant flash/blast of radiation when a nuclear weapon goes off if you layer it enough.

 

[Quick_Nick]

Alluminum foil? Nah, I'll take Lead foil! Seriously, I've actually suggested putting the brilliant Lead stuff in the walls and roof of a house. It might even help a little against the instant flash/blast of radiation when a nuclear weapon goes off if you layer it enough.

I think a lead hat could cause neck back problems. :lol: And just a little thin piece of lead foil won't be thick enough to block radiation. You need a thick helmet of lead! If you don't won't to fill your house with lead, you could just put a LOT of layers of old lead-based paint on the walls. (Side-effects may include shrinking of the room, and/or death by lead poisoning. )

 

[simonpro]

I've heard that it actually amplifies frequencies used by the US government.

This is true.
http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

 

[ar81]

Does this count as psychotronic control?
http://www.transparentcorp.com/products/np/