How the probe came to create everything?

:hailprobe: brother ! Such a devotion is a rare thing nowadays !

The Probe... IS. That's the first and only Truth.

Last time a :probe: Avatar was seen, it flown by the Moon aboard a Soviet rocket, and no one knows where in Space it travels. Maybe it will be found back again one day, but I seriously doubt about it. :hailprobe:
 
Recently a rare sighting was made, of a small broken wrekage on the moon of a replica of :probe:

:probe::RnR1:

Probe came to me in a drunken stupor and weed haze as I was trying to figure out the best testbed for a theoretical Ion drive engine and how such an engine would be used.. Probe said "Use my graven image as thy test bed for any such devotions. Ion drives, solar sails.. My avatar will be of a light standard mass by which to surf the gravity waves upon."

As the understanding of low thrust/high ISP propulsion dawned on me as Probe led me into the Jovian system via Ion drive.. I FELL TO MY KNEES AND SHOUTED.. :hailprobe:
 
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How can you say that?
Fortunately, we believe in the probe are not extremists.

Wow, I never realized how big the Kaguya spacecraft was.

Lunar_Exploration_RK2011_1200x700.jpg

You dare compare The Probe to other space craft? :nono:

Heretic!!!
:hailprobe:

But... but... he started it! :facts: (Luna 3 is actually in that picture :lol:)

What is "Luna 3"? There is only one Probe, the only Probe, one which does not have a number attached to its name! Unless...you're implying that there is another Probe...

Heretic.

:hmm:I think that is celebrated the new year of Holy Probe.
:hailprobe::hailprobe::hailprobe::hailprobe:


HERETIC! The New Year of the Holy Probe occurs on October 4, not January 4!

:hailprobe::hailprobe::hailprobe:

*grabs flamethrower* KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!

:chainsaw:

I thought antennae down meant that probe was displeased and we should sacrifice another acolyte to the mysterious way of the probe?
 
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