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[Cras]

That's not normal Tatooine weather? I'm not on Tatooine? We can't fly to other star systems? Dammit, my time machine failed...

Or you just didn't go back far enough.....


Go back a few years and you could ride a plane into space.

Go back a few decades and you could have ridden to the moon.

Go back a long time ago, and you could have your very own Wookie first officer grunting at you as you make the jump to light speed.

 

[MaverickSawyer]

546K.

*looks at thermometer*

AHHHH!

*foomph*

 

[BruceJohnJennerLawso]

546K.

:lol: IMS has me hooked on Kelvins as a temperature system now, even for day-to-day stuff. Since I live in the basement, temperatures occasionally dropped to as low as 291 K at night. Its like an IMS storage module in here!

 

[mojoey]

So you know how some days you just go on a bender and steal a helicopter from the local helitour joint and fly it around Times Square, buzzing the ten billion taxis, then you accidentally turn too hard, slap your rotors into a screaming bystander, and send him flying into oblivion?

Yeah, me neither :shifty:


for those that didnt catch on, I'm heavily referencing GTA IV...look it up

 

[Quick_Nick]

So you know how some days you just go on a bender and steal a helicopter from the local helitour joint and fly it around Times Square, buzzing the ten billion taxis, then you accidentally turn too hard, slap your rotors into a screaming bystander, and send him flying into oblivion?

Yeah, me neither :shifty:


for those that didnt catch on, I'm heavily referencing GTA IV...look it up

I ram the police helicopters into the ground. Rotor wars!

 

[TMac3000]

for those that didnt catch on, I'm heavily referencing GTA IV...look it up

Interesting--you had me thinking Saints Row III

 

[Athena]

With that^, i was thinking at the moment in GTA...

"We should all drive properly, at least once..." :lol:

 

[Pipcard]

"Making a profit" as an incentive to be efficient = good
"Making a profit" as an excuse to cut corners = bad

 

[MattBaker]

Since I live in the basement, temperatures occasionally dropped to as low as 291 K at night. Its like an IMS storage module in here!

Better than living under a badly isolated roof that is probably older than all of us here. You can either give the radiators unlimited power (whoops, no sequel jokes, sorry) but then pay a lot or switch them off completly and live in an appartment with 285 K.
Good things are that the sweaters you got from grandmother are of some use and the PC doesn't have to cool -> again energy saved

One of the problems is that in summer it goes the other way round, the heat gets in. And sitting in a 300 K room isn't that nice either.

The more you think about it the more you get why it would have been nice to get a million dollars for your birthday like JFK.

 

[n122vu]

Scene at the breakfast table this morning:
Bird outside: chirp-chirp-chirp-chirp.......chirp-chirp-chirp-chirp......chirp-chirp-chirp-chirp......chirp-chirp-chirp-chirp
Me: Do you hear that bird chirping outside?
GF: Yes.
Me: Do you hear the rhythm it is chirping?!?
GF: Yes. Maybe The Doctor will come visit you today.
Me:*sniff* I love you...

 

[Cosmic Penguin]

Well.............. Real Madrid :WTF:?

And Dortmund please deliver two goals in the next 5 minutes to keep my oracle surviving.... :crystalball2:

 

[MattBaker]

And Dortmund please deliver two goals in the next 5 minutes to keep my oracle surviving.... :crystalball2:

I pay you 50 bucks if you post in here that I win the lottery, thanks.

 

[Urwumpe]

Well.............. Real Madrid :WTF:?

And Dortmund please deliver two goals in the next 5 minutes to keep my oracle surviving.... :crystalball2:

You are living in interesting times, don't you? :dry:

 

[Cosmic Penguin]

You are living in interesting times, don't you? :dry:

Well it will be a while before the oracle can be proven true, 'cause it is about Dortmund winning the Champions League - still three tough matches away....

And I swear that I did not cause this little incident shown below - I was too young for that. :rofl:

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[Cosmic Penguin]

Current weather: 0 degrees Celsius in Dalhart, Texas and 42 degrees Celsius in Laredo, Texas. O_O

 

[Cras]

for those that don't know.....Texas is huge. But 0 C this time of year.....eeeeehhhhh

 

[sorindafabico]

Just a road in Santa Catarina, Brazil

 

[Izack]

Beautiful! I do love switchbacks! Is it your picture?

 

[Athena]

Its like 39°C here, i don't want to wake up or move...its too hot to move. .-.

 

[MaverickSawyer]

Current weather: 0 degrees Celsius in Dalhart, Texas and 42 degrees Celsius in Laredo, Texas. O_O

Welcome to spring in the US. Mother nature is... I guess "bipolar" is the closest thing to what I'm thinking of.