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[jimblah]

Checking out my new signature

I figured it wouldn't hurt to post it here.

 

[jedimaster1214]

Brother: And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying:

"O Lord, bless this thy Hand Grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."
"And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu..

Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother.
Brother: And the Lord spake, saying:

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
Arthur, King of the Britains: Right, ONE...TWO...FIVE!
Sir Gallahad of Camelot: THREE, sir!
Arthur, King of the Britains: THREE!

 

[HAL9001]

Knights of the Coconut
just a brilliant movie!

 

[Wishbone]

Today's tagline: "Say NO to diving through siphons"

 

[Izack]

Today's tagline: "Say NO to diving through siphons"

Er...sounds like an interesting day. :blink:

 

[Wishbone]

More like reflections after going to the movies...

 

[Unstung]

It may be unsurprising that NASA receives .52% (?) of the budget, but to put it into perspective:

The Obama Administration just announced its budget proposal for the 2012 fiscal year: The total budget is $3.73 trillion, and $18.7 billion of that will go to funding NASA. But how much are you, personally, contributing to space exploration?

We did the math, and it turns out that a little more than half a penny of every federal tax dollar ends up at NASA. That means that a family with the median household income ($49,777 according to the U.S. Census Bureau), which pays $6,629 of federal taxes, pays the space agency ...

$33.

http://www.space.com/10849-nasa-budget-contribute.html

 

[Dambuster]

I wonder if the destruction of this building drove nearby property prices up or down...

 

[Pyromaniac605]

I ing hate Summer, I feel like my brain is getting steamed inside my own head by my boiling brain fluid, ing Summer.

 

[Sky Captain]

I ing hate Summer, I feel like my brain is getting steamed inside my own head by my boiling brain fluid, ing Summer.

You are welcome to visit me, this morning here temperature was -25 and it is forecasted next few days will be colder somewhere in the -25 - -30 range. Just hop in your DGIV and you will be away from your hot summer in no time.:thumbup:

 

[Pyromaniac605]

You are welcome to visit me, this morning here temperature was -25 and it is forecasted next few days will be colder somewhere in the -25 - -30 range. Just hop in your DGIV and you will be away from your hot summer in no time.:thumbup:

I'd love to but unfortunately Delta Glider fuel isn't exactly easy to come by around here. :lol:

 

[n122vu]

Don't you have a displacement booth you can use to get there?

 

[Urwumpe]

I ing hate Summer, I feel like my brain is getting steamed inside my own head by my boiling brain fluid, ing Summer.

Come over here, we have around zero (Celsius) and a mix of snow and superfreezing rain, which means if you park your car too long somewhere, it is cast in ice.

 

[Spacethingy]

Welcome back!



You must be the first Antartican on the forum...

:edit: Woah, that was weird, 10 posts about the weather appeared while I was typing!

 

[GoForPDI]

In rod we trust!

 

[Fabri91]

For no reason whatsoever I'm restoring an OLD laptop here to Windows NT4, I've never seen a system with it.

 

[Stevodoran]

We are reading ''the merchant of venice'' in school. I cant understand a word of it.

 

[Izack]

We are reading ''the merchant of venice'' in school. I cant understand a word of it.

Did you get the Spanish translation? It's much more straightforward.

Frankly, I wonder why they still do so much Shakespeare in high school. Sure, his works (be they really his) were prototypical to English literature, but really now, much better things have been written since then! I want to read some frigging Heinlein for school. Mix it up a little. :lol:

I admit to actually enjoying Macbeth, though. :shifty:

 

[Stevodoran]

Did you get the Spanish translation? It's much more straightforward.

That would make more sense. I should tell the teacher that.

BTW, 400 POST!

 

[Izack]

Heh, cool, it's been a year of Orbiter for me now.