...when you mark your ex-wife's house with a really big red marker (shaped like a crosshair)
...when you divorce because you paid too little attention to orbiter, and too much to your wife
...when your kid's first word is "pwobe"
...when your kid is playing orbiter at 2
...when he achieves his first rendezvous at 4
...when he acts like daddy and yells "DAMN" when he makes a minor mistake, and proceeds to slam the keyboard in rage
...when you find a second wife who is equally addicted and stay married for the rest of your life
...when you name your kids after shuttle crew
...when you become a millionaire and donate ALL your money to Martin
...when you dream about playing orbiter and going to the moon
...when you wake up and find yourself at the computer, landed on Brighton Beach.
