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It is always a good idea to wear a wristwatch. Why, you ask, should I in the electronic age? Consider the following; You are suddenly transported back in time 1000 years, with nothing but what you are wearing. Survival is going to be vital in the first few days, but your watch can help with menial tasks, such as boiling water. Then, you can begin to thrive. You should first teach the locals the base ten, Arabic numeral system, using the numerals on your watch as an example. Once they have an understanding of this new mathematical system, you can begin to better their lives. You can, using your mathematical knowledge, become the best mason in the land. You could direct the construction of cathedrals and castles. But that is not all. Using a simple process, you can accurately find north using your watch. This skill would be vital for naval merchants, and they would beg you to navigate for them. Eventually, the king of the area would ask you to navigate for his navy's fleets on a military campaign. If the conquest is successful, you will be rewarded with a parcel of land. Using your talents, and your watch, this town would become a mecca for mathematics and science. Your word would be scientific law, your postulates would be theorems. You could advance medicine of the time to the point where the plague would be avoided. You could start the Renaissance 500 years early, all for the glory of your country. Your watch is basically modern civilization on your wrist. It also helps to keep track of the time.
DISCLAIMER: Fireballs619 is in no way responsible for accusations of witchcraft and devilry directed towards you by the locals of the time in result of of your attempt at any of the above. Attempt at your own risk.
DISCLAIMER: Fireballs619 is in no way responsible for accusations of witchcraft and devilry directed towards you by the locals of the time in result of of your attempt at any of the above. Attempt at your own risk.