Simple Question = Silly Answer

[Fireproof]

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why is bush stupid

 

[Eagle]

why is bush stupid

He isn't. Sorry to blow your mind.

 

[tonykattvc]

Yes, he is, you're wrong.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootise Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? (hint, has the same answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything)

 

[Eagle]

Yes, he is, you're wrong.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootise Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? (hint, has the same answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything)

Live in your dream world where everyone who disagrees with you is dumb then.

It takes 153 if you lick without sticking it in your mouth, around 42 if you do. and 3 if you bite.

Why must everything you have that costs less than $5 be burned in a bonfire when camping? :lol:

 

[Fireproof]

because your a redneck

which came first the chicken or the egg

 

[tonykattvc]

Yo mamma

Why is what spelled like who, where, and when?

 

[cjp]

which came first the chicken or the egg

Creationist: God created birds, not eggs. So it's the chicken
Evolutionist: The mutation that created the first chicken was already present in the egg. So it was already a chicken-egg. So it's the egg.

Why does the watch window in VC6 give me "testMem[0] != 0xe8" = 0x00000001 when "testMem[0]" gives me 0xe8?

(Edit: found it: I had "char *testMem", but it had to be "unsigned char *testMem")

Oh wait, it had to be an easy question...

 

[Eagle]

Why does the watch window in VC6 give me "testMem[0] != 0xe8" = 0x00000001 when "testMem[0]" gives me 0xe8?

Oh wait, it had to be an easy question...

I'd have to see your C code to be sure. But you may be mixing pointers and values. The value at testMem[0] may not equal the value at 0xe8. A billion other ways pointers could be messing it up too. Segfaults give a clue too.

I have a silver Aston Martin that I drive on weekdays and a red one for the weekend. How many jacks short of a full house am I?

 

[cjp]

How can I delete this message?

 

[Fireproof]

Why do aliens like new mexico

 

[Arrowstar]

I'd have to see your C code to be sure. But you may be mixing pointers and values. The value at testMem[0] may not equal the value at 0xe8. A billion other ways pointers could be messing it up too. Segfaults give a clue too.

I have a silver Aston Martin that I drive on weekdays and a red one for the weekend. How many jacks short of a full house am I?

Irrelevant, since you're obviously hustling the money if you drive two Aston Martin vehicles.

Q: How did I do on my materials science midterm I took today?

 

[unussapiens]

Better than those people who did worse than you.

Why won't anyone ask any of the questions I have good answers for?

 

[tonykattvc]

There is no answer to the question you have.

How many?

 

[Linguofreak]

42.

Y?

 

[pilotpercy]

A. is perpendicular to X and Z and equal to Z in anim8or.

why make octopus II when octopus I was terribly under par to start with?

 

[Zatnikitelman]

Because they can!

Why does anyone do anything?

 

[Omhra]

because noone is busy with nothing.


How many angels can dance on the head of a pin if the pin is bent?

 

[Fireproof]

by floating in the ISS

why did MIR FAIL

 

[doggie015]

Because MIR stands for "Manned Idiotic object Retrieval squal" :rofl:

Why is there a 'super' in 'superhero'?

 

[Fireproof]

because noone likes plain heros

what if the ISS was the MIR and the MIR was the ISS