Silly theories on Santa

[ar81]

Post your theories here.
The more silly, the better...

Santa does not deliver gifts in war zones.
He fears SAMs.

Santa is Satan with swapped letters.
They both dress in red.
They both live in places with extreme conditions.
Satan denies God, Santa's christmas turned "Christmas" into "Xmas" (Christ was removed)

 

[TSPenguin]

Santa is the first spam victim in history!

 

[Artlav]

Santa is a retrotemporal quantum physicist, who figured out how to be in a billion places at once...

 

[pete.dakota]

Gully Foyle could be Santa - Jaunting around the World.

Of course he'd need to have memorised all the locations first.

 

[astrosammy]

He lives on Uranus. :lol: