Humor Real life DOH!! moments

[n122vu]

I've done this a couple of times - fixed myself a cup of coffee, just the way I like it, to drink on the way to work in the morning. Then got to the office and realized I had left it on the counter when I grabbed my laptop and my lunch. Wife called to rub it in and said, "Thanks for the coffee!"

Getting to the office and realizing I left my laptop sitting by the door, resulting in the "drive of shame."

Orbiter DOH! - First time I successfully got the XR5 into orbit and docked to the ISS, I forgot to open the nosecone.

Starting a mission at Wideawake in the XR5, accelerating time until launch window, pushing the throttle forward, realizing much to late that you forgot to turn the APU back on, breaking the gear and turning the XR5 into the world's biggest hydroplane racer.

 

[Jarvitä]

Not mine, but anyway

Somali pirates attack French military flagship

 

[n122vu]

Not mine, but anyway

Somali pirates attack French military flagship

Wow. Talk about world's dumbest criminals! :rofl:

 

[Ghostrider]

Not mine, but anyway

Somali pirates attack French military flagship

They probably read one joke too many on teh interweb and thought that the French would either surrender or shower them with cheese.:lol:

 

[TMac3000]

In other news, last night a group of militant Boy Scouts launched a brazen attack on a U.S. missile silo...:rofl:

 

[doggie015]

Searching for my mobile phone in my pockets and all around inside the car while it was in my hand the whole time ! :rofl:

That has happened to me a few times as well...

My favorite D'OH! (That is how you say it BTW, yes; I am a simpsons fan!) moment was when I packed my bags for a weekend away, double-checked everything, got there, checked my bags and then realised I had forgotten to pack pajamas! (True story)

 

[TSPenguin]

My favorite D'OH! (That is how you say it BTW, yes; I am a simpsons fan!) moment was ...

Actualy you just say "annoyed grunt". D'OH! is what the layman makes out of it... And you call yourself a fan

 

[willy88]

Sometimes when I wake up and get cereal, I put the milk in the cupboard (or the cereal in the fridge).

 

[SilvaHeed]

Trying to pull out a box from a top cupboard, only to have the heavy handset from an old bakalite phone to hit me on both eyebrows!! :blackeye:

Going to use the toilet, and had my your mobile phone fall off my belt and down the pan. Luckily it was BEFORE I'd used the loo!

Turning the ignition on my car while the car's already running!

 

[dack]

good

 

[Ark]

This one time, I was watching the live feed from the LCROSS impact, and there was no epic dust cloud.

I D'oh'd.