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FALSE! Aliens can't lick doghouses with pancake wheels!I guess I should have figured that was too easy.
Don't worry, though. I've got another:
If you're driving a bus, and five people get on at the first stop, and six people get off at the second stop, and twenty people get on at the third stop, and the bus has fifty seats, then what is the favorite color of the person sitting in the tenth row?
Why was the Enterprise-B the only ship in range of the Nexus if they were still in the same solar system as Earth, which is the capital of the friggin Federation? There should have been thousands of better equipped ships just waiting to go investigate! Kirk never would have died. The end.
Moral:tech support!
Why was the Enterprise-B the only ship in range of the Nexus if they were still in the same solar system as Earth, which is the capital of the friggin Federation?
On some keyboards it has:Why doesn't the largest key on your keyboard have writing on it?
Not quite. There should be a barman, and some people drinking:It's a SPACE bar, so it should be an empty space.![]()
Dude, I think something is wrong with your computer...