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I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine.
Neil Armstrong

If everyone has a finite number of heartbeats, do I live longer without doing sports?
 
The only innovation I've seen from Microsoft in a long time is Surface.
 
I was more talking about the ability to detect quite a lot of simultaneous separate contacts, and the ability to recognize certain objects placed on the surface.
 
I was more talking about the ability to detect quite a lot of simultaneous separate contacts, and the ability to recognize certain objects placed on the surface.

Oh, I was just joking.
I for one think it's very cool to have a touch screen coffee table.
 
The reasons to "play" Orbiter are like Pi *taker off shades* they never end
 
I'm surprised this petition to double NASA's budget has gained so much support, so I'll leave it here:
https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/RPO
Every little bit helps. If that link doesn't work, here's another.

I doubt doubling it is a realistic goal, but the issue is important enough to be brought up by the public.
 
The aim is 25.000?:blink:
25.000 would be less than 0.01% of the US population, thats more than 50 times lower than NASA's budget. (Not sure if I should laugh about that fact or cry about the US population)
 
Maybe we could add an apple logo into the Google Chrome logo and sell the browsers for 50$.
 
Been working on a super secret story, and figured I'd give you guys a wee little taste ;)
The story starts in WW2, and follows two P-47 Thunderbolts, who are on a tankbuster mission in Germany near the end of the war.

"Two bandits, 8 O'clock high!"

"I see them. Take the one on the left. I'll get the right one."

"Got it!"

The two Thunderbolts pulled up hard and to the left to bring the full fury of the .50 caliber guns to bear on the Me109 fighters.

All of a sudden, the nose of both 109s seemed to explode. This was the one thing that Gordo, and Strike feared. The Mk109 Cannon, well capable of rippping apart a thunderbolt with one shot, the two pilots split in opposite directions to avoid certain death.

After several moments of intense manovering and head turning, Strike had managed to get behind one German, and opened fire.

PING PING PING PING PING PING PING

The 109 burst into flames and plummeted towards the ground. Meanwhile, Gordo wasn't so lucky. The second German had managed a few minor hits on his Rudder and left wing. Nothing critical, but would prove to be a challenge.

Expect the chapter to be finished soon ;)
 
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