Humor Random Comments Thread

[mojoey]

Thats great. Endanger all the people on a road so you can joy ride. I really hope you're not serious.:dry:

oh for probe's sake! it was a joke...

 

[iamwearingpants]

My beast:

Her payload is an interstellar ship of hope and wonder.
The upper stage is behind, jettisoned seconds before the shot was taken.

After this failed launch:

And awesome landing:

I turned it into a mun lander! Woo, fireworks! (Really it was my legs, as you may have heard in the chatbox)

 

[Quick_Nick]

Despite such poor reviews, my AirSwimmer shark is amazing! Flies perfectly, only needed like 1/3 of the ballast putty.

 

[DanM]

I finally got my driver's license. I would now like to advise anyone in the Chicago area to stay inside.

 

[MaverickSawyer]

:rofl: It can't be that bad, can it?

 

[mojoey]

dont you hate it when this happens?
At a Restaurant: 'Would you like a table?' 'No, not at all, carpet for five please!'

20 ways to annoy people
1. sing the batman theme constantly
2. in the memo field of all your messages write 'for sensual massage'
3. Specify that your drive-thru order is to go
4. learn morse code and have conversations with your friends consisting entirely of 'beep beep bip bip bip beep'
5. If you have a glass eye, tap while talking to someone....
6. amuse yourself for hours by hooking up your camcorder to your TV and pointin it at the TV
7. speak in a 'robot voice'
8. push all the lego pieces together...hard
9. start each meal by licking your food conspicuously claiming 'so no one will steal your grub'
10. leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies
11. use ketchup packets as foot grenades
12. sniffle constantly
13. leave your turn signal on for fifty miles
14. name your dog, 'Dog'
15. keep your windscreen wipers running all the time to 'keep them tuned up'
16. reply to what everyone says with 'thats what YOU think'
17. claim that you must wear a bicycle helmet as part of your 'astronaut training'
18. declare your apartment an independent country, then file a trade embargo against the people living above you for 'violating your airspace'
19. forget the punchline to a really long joke, but assure the listener it was a 'real hoot'
20. i know this one is really funny, i just cant seem to remember it! but dont worry, it was a real hoot

 

[Scav]

 

[Scruce]

 

[Unstung]

I hereby declare war on 2011. I am sure victory for 2012 will come within a few hours.

 

[Izack]

:beathead:

 

[mojoey]

:beathead:

yeah, maybe in klingon...:lol:

 

[Pipcard]

Qapla'!

Also, I have a proper pony sig now.

 

[iamwearingpants]

Qapla'!

Also, I have a proper pony sig now.

Your sig is so awesome :lol:

Anyway, this is too big to be my sig:

I used it on KSP forums, for some reason they don't have sig limits. But that's not a good thing :uhh:

 

[Scruce]

But that's not a good thing :uhh:

Yes, we know about that little 'sig' story.

To others, it's a very obscure joke, don't try to understand.

 

[mojoey]

Astronaut in space-
Astronaut: Houston, we have a problem.
Space Center: Problem. Problem. Problem. It's always a problem with you guys, don't you ever call to just say hi?!!

 

[Napalm42]

One day I decided to point my DG at the ISS, and activate WarpMFD with the docking port open.

The ISS is now in the Oort Cloud :lol:

 

[RisingFury]

It looks like I'll be the last person on O-F to not have a pony sig.

 

[Codz]

It looks like I'll be the last person on O-F to not have a pony sig.

Don't worry you're not alone.:lol:

 

[DanM]

SCIENCE!

 

[Biscuit]

Don't worry you're not alone.:lol:

nor you ...

To each their own ... I'm just having a bit of trouble understanding the sudden upsurge in the popularity of "My Little Pony" of all things ...

Maybe I'm just getting old.