Humor Random Comments Thread

A rocket launching from a pad.

ASCII Saturn V:
picture.php


ASCII LEM:
picture.php


ASCII Shuttle (found online):
rocket_1.gif
 
One day in South Australia there was an elaborate army training exercise. The whole Australian army was divided into two teams, America and Australia. All the Australian infantry were lined up to get there stun guns. Everyone got one except for the very last person, Bill. The officers told him to just say 'bangity bang bang' to the person he wanted to shoot and they would have to pretend to be dead. So he goes out and sees an enemy soldier. 'bangity bang bang' he says. The soldier drops to the ground and doesnt move. 'Awsome' thinks Bill. He sees another soldier 'bangity bang bang'. The man drops down and doesnt move. Bill then sees a patrol coming along towards him. He goes out saying 'bangity bang bang' 'bangity bang bang' 'bangity bang bang' 'bangity bang bang'. The whole patrol is soon laying on the ground as if dead. Men are dropping like flies from Bill's fake gun. He soon sees another soldier slowly walking along the road. 'This'll be easy' Bill thinks to himself. He jumps out on to the road and yells 'bangity bang bang'. The man just keeps walking. 'bangity bang bang' Bill yells again. The man just keeps on coming. By now bill is getting desperate, he yells 'bangity bamg bang' one last time, still to no avail. The man soon reaches Bill and walks right over him! As Bill is getting trod on he hears the man saying 'tankity tank tank'...
 
:rofl:
 

Attachments

  • 310299_2579113196276_1207789153_3478242_618168026_n.jpg
    310299_2579113196276_1207789153_3478242_618168026_n.jpg
    42.2 KB · Views: 33
I've seen that about 3 times on the forum :P

In other news, Derpy Hooves has launched a campaign to run for presidency, using a familiar approach:
245%20-%20Clueless_Was_Here%20derpy_hooves%20hope_poster%20meme.jpeg
 
Universal grappling hook?
For Orbiter?
 
I've seen that about 3 times on the forum :P

In other news, Derpy Hooves has launched a campaign to run for presidency, using a familiar approach:
245%20-%20Clueless_Was_Here%20derpy_hooves%20hope_poster%20meme.jpeg
I'd think about voting for her if she didn't use Comic Sans MS.
 
I just spend several hours trying to simplify 3xy/xy+x. Now that I see how obvious the answer was, I feel quite stupid.
 
Back
Top