Humor Random Comments Thread

[DanM]

I had this in mind for our victory parade, but that works too.

 

[Eli13]

There's a difference between victory anthem and victory parade ya know.

 

[Pyromaniac605]

+

Want?

 

[Eli13]

Yeah, that's rainbow dash, good job.

 

[DanM]

I apologize for this all. We'd better start cleaning up this war-torn thread. Please direct all pony related posts to the Brony usergroup. Thank you for cooperating!

 

[Pyromaniac605]

I just changed all my text in my theme to Pokemon GB (Yes, that font exists), but for some reason the title's on my windows stay as Segoe UI...

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http://twitter.com/#!/BanditKeith_USA
:blink: *Spam follow button*

 

[Artlav]

Google is evil.
The advertisements it gives on search routinely reflect unrelated things that is being said in my recent Gmail.
How is that even legal?

While we're at it, how is direct advertisement without sanity checks even legal?

 

[Spacethingy]

I hate the ads that pretend to be download buttons. I hate 'em! I do! :chainsaw:

 

[Turbinator]

In the lecture hall:

 

[Spacethingy]

I'll think you'll find that's what's called a lapandchairnexttoyou-top. Sadly, you can't take them on aeroplanes.

 

[Turbinator]

Unless you pay a seat for your lapandchairnexttoyoutop.

Having worked for an airline I have seen people pay a seat for their musical instruments; violins, tubas, acoustic bass, and such.
This is more common than you would think. People don't like having their half a million dollar Stradivarius handeled by this guy:






.

 

[Pyromaniac605]

Where are all the neutrino jokes, guys?
Reddit's full of them, and yet I haven't seen one on O-F.
O-F I am disappoint.

 

[Eli13]

Meh. Today's been a pretty good day.
Random enough for ya'll?

 

[Pyromaniac605]

Looks like I'm going to have to start this.
The Bartender says "We don't server neutrinos here."
A neutrino walks into a bar.

 

[Eli13]

Looks like I'm going to have to start this.
The Bartender says "We don't server neutrinos here."
A neutrino walks into a bar.

I don't get it.

 

[TSPenguin]

Stop with the neutrino jokes. I heard them all next week.

 

[Eli13]

Ok im not so confused anymore.

 

[Pyromaniac605]

If you need your Tweets on the internet faster, add #Neutrino to it.

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The neutrino races in a marathon, he arrives at the finish line a week early.

 

[MaverickSawyer]

Okay, I get it now...

The Neutrino gets on a plane, and it has already reached it's destination...

 

[Pyromaniac605]

A pizza arrived at my house from "Neutrino's Pizza."
I ordered pizza from a new pizza place called "Neutrino's Pizza" a month later.