HUMOR HEADLINES - MORE THAN 600 GRAVEYARD CORPSES KILLED IN ATTACK ON HALLOWEEN
SALEM - A powerful explosion was reported in the cementery of the city. The crater was reported to be 10 meters deep and 666 casualties and 100 corpses wounded were reported among dead, who were peacefully buried in the place. Some of them had years of peaceful rest there.
It seems that a man charged several times for arson in the past, coverted to a fanatic fundamentalist sect that considers death as a matter of evil, started terrorist attacks against cementeries in different parts of the world, according to federal sources. In a video communication recorded by the terrorist he expressed his will to kill all dead people buried in the world.
Transylvanian representatives of the dead expressed their most strong rejection for the blatant impunity of US legal system to fight terrorists who kill dead corpses.
"The world is not safe anymore" a werewolf declared. "We can't even go back to bed after drinking people's blood" a vampire said. "Not even innocent and peaceful dead people can live in peace" an undead said.
The local governor of Salem complained "this situation is unspeakable, not even dead are safe from death, nowadays."