Happy Halloween

Watch out for the razor blades in apples, as well as the poisoned candy and kidnappings! Remember kids: Halloween is the evilest holiday of the year! ;)
 
HUMOR HEADLINES - MORE THAN 600 GRAVEYARD CORPSES KILLED IN ATTACK ON HALLOWEEN

SALEM - A powerful explosion was reported in the cementery of the city. The crater was reported to be 10 meters deep and 666 casualties and 100 corpses wounded were reported among dead, who were peacefully buried in the place. Some of them had years of peaceful rest there.

It seems that a man charged several times for arson in the past, coverted to a fanatic fundamentalist sect that considers death as a matter of evil, started terrorist attacks against cementeries in different parts of the world, according to federal sources. In a video communication recorded by the terrorist he expressed his will to kill all dead people buried in the world.

Transylvanian representatives of the dead expressed their most strong rejection for the blatant impunity of US legal system to fight terrorists who kill dead corpses.

"The world is not safe anymore" a werewolf declared. "We can't even go back to bed after drinking people's blood" a vampire said. "Not even innocent and peaceful dead people can live in peace" an undead said.

The local governor of Salem complained "this situation is unspeakable, not even dead are safe from death, nowadays."
 
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Wow - just saw on NASA TV - looks like they have a pumpkin (jack-o-lantern) in the ISS MCC (Mission Control Center). They have carved the MCC logo into the pumpkin!!!:)
 
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EDIT: And BTW, eight years ago:
 
Didn't I already make a Happy Halloween thread? Anyway, happy Halloween. Just got back from school and am getting ready to hand out candy tonight.
 
just about to turn 6:00. Not long now before all the children invade our property:hunter:
 
Good that Halloween is not celebrated like in the USA here in Germany :lol:.
But we have to hand out candy on November 11th or so (I don't remember the correct date).
 
At my location in germany Halloween is beeing more and more celebrated each year.
That brings a question to mind: Is it unusual for the kids over here to invade stores and trick or treat them?
 
I think Halloween is pointless by faR.
 
It seems to have ended. I counted about 8 groups:(
Ah well, more candy for me! P:
 
I spent Halloween in downtown Philadelphia celebrating the Phillies victory parade. What a zoo! Only a few costumes, mostly everyone was wearing red and white.
 
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