Google Translate Fun Thread

[astrosammy]

You can have much fun with Google Translate. I've Translatet my signature a few times. This happened:

Before Translation:

Sign at Shuttle Carrier Aircraft: "Attach Orbiter here. Note: Black side down."
T minus 10, 9, 8, 7, go for main engine start,
3 main engines up and burning,
3, we have a cutoff. (STS-51, third launch attempt)

After Translation:

Inter Inter Services NNSUPESUSHATORU: "TEKU bring victory away Orbiter Note: TalkブラッInter-down service."
Ma Interstate 10 tonnes of eggplant, 9, 8, 7, the main engine line see Start,
Kawasaki engine and burning three main ETE,
3, private, bans. (STS - 51, 3-wire fan's only try)

I went this way: English > German; German > Japanese; Chinese > German; Japanese > German; German > English

Post your funny Google Translate experiences here.

 

[joeybigO]

Went with a few ringers, like Greek, Croatian, Rumanian, then Portugese, then it came out to be almost the same.

We can choose to go to the moon in this decade, and that
others, because they not only exist but are
It is difficult, because the goal is to organize and
the best measure of our strength and ability, because they
The challenge is that we are prepared to accept that we have
And I wanted to stay, we will win
Other, later

 

[astrosammy]

:lol:

OK this happened with the Orbiter description on orbitersim.com:
English:

ORBITER is a free flight simulator that goes beyond the confines of Earth's atmosphere. Launch the Space Shuttle from Kennedy Space Center to deploy a satellite, rendezvous with the International Space Station or take the futuristic Delta-glider for a tour through the solar system - the choice is yours.
But make no mistake - ORBITER is not a space shooter. The emphasis is firmly on realism, and the learning curve can be steep. Be prepared to invest some time and effort to brush up on your orbital mechanics background. Good starting points are JPL's Basics of Space Flight, and R. Braeunig's Rocket & Space Technology.

German
French

English:

ORBITER is a flight simulator free, goes beyond the borders of the Earth's atmosphere. Start the Kennedy Space Center Space Shuttle of providing a satellite rendezvous with the International Space Station or the futuristic Delta-screen for a tour through the solar system - the choice is your responsibility.
But no mistake - there is no place ORBITER Shooter. The emphasis is firmly on realism and the learning curve can be steep. Be prepared to invest some time and effort on your brush on orbital mechanics background. Good starting points are JPL's Basics of Space Flight, and R. Braeunig 's Rocket & Space Technology.