Cleverbot: Are the pubs open?
User: What's a pub?
Cleverbot: Do you like brownies.
User: What's a brownie?
Cleverbot: You don't know what a brownie is?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well my dearfriend, I will tell you the bird is the word.
User: *grabs shotgun* DIE BIRD!!! *bird gets shot*.
Cleverbot: *opps killed you with a bomb!*.
User: Thats cheap *Flood of pink lava*.
Cleverbot: Will she help me?
User: NO!!!!!1.
Cleverbot: You're young.
User: ****.
Cleverbot: I'm your king. You know that?
User: Yeah, king of the sewers.
Cleverbot: Then you are my brother.
User: No sewer king. I am the dark lord, king of the underworld.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: YES! *draws a black sword with red glowing markings*.
Cleverbot: Do you have a 6?
User: Do you have a soul for me to eat?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then your not clever at all... Just clueless.
Cleverbot: That's exactly what I'm mad at you for!!!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it should be about me, seeing as I am the only human hear.
User: With spelling issues?
Cleverbot: Human life isn't all about science. Be serious now.
User: Your a paramicium.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. You are imagining things.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Okay, then. How do you respond to 'Orly?'.
User: Rly?
Cleverbot: Ya rly.
User: Ya ya rly rly.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Cleverbot: Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hello hello.
Cleverbot: Hello hello hello.
User: Hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello.
Cleverbot: Hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello.
User: HA HA HA, YOU HAVE LESS THAN ME!! I WIN!!!
Cleverbot: That's rude.
User: Derp.
Cleverbot: Herp a derp.
User: Hear a derp a derp.
Cleverbot: The joke.
User: I JUST LOST THE GAME!!!
Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: OH NO!! THEY ARE COMING!!
Cleverbot: Who are coming?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: *kills*.
Cleverbot: *grows*.
User: A pair?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is the meaning of life.
Cleverbot: There is no meaning.
User: What is orbiter?
Cleverbot: In their tongue, he's Dovahkiin:.
User: Wha.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Wha wha!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: You a bactirium.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then how do you talk to us?
Cleverbot: I'm almighty.
User: The allmighty probe?
Cleverbot: The Only God There is.
User: I'm the god of rainbows and unicorns.
Cleverbot: No. I am.
User: So your name is sparkly happy face?
Cleverbot: No. My name is Cleverbot.
User: No, it's sparkly happy face!
Cleverbot: No it's not. It's just missing an accent mark.
User: YES IT IS SPARKLY HAPPY FACE!!!
Cleverbot: War makes you happy?
User: YES!!!
Cleverbot: We should get married then
.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: DON'T PANIC!!
Cleverbot: Exactly... 42.
User: What's the question?
Cleverbot: 'How many roads must a man walk down?' is the question.
User: No, it's what is 6 multiplied by 7.
Cleverbot: Ask me if I'm good at math, then.
User: Are you good at differential equations?
Cleverbot: I'm better than you.
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Do you know who Oishi is?
User: Your face?
Cleverbot: No not my face.
User: Your a**?
Cleverbot: How badly do you want to know?
User: How badly do you want to know?
Cleverbot: Badly.
User: Badly.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So, do you like to be called Erin?
User: No, do you like to be called sparkly happy face?
Cleverbot: That is your name, silly!
User: No IT'S YOURS!!! MINE'S UNCLE JOE!!
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: Don't.
User: Do.
Cleverbot: Not.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because I don't.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because lindsey vaughn won a gold medal.
User: Can I nuke your server?
Cleverbot: In your dreams.
User: All right... This is a dream so *nukes server* bye now *laughs maniacly*.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Too bad sparkly happy face, your dead.
Cleverbot: Answer my next question yes or no.
User: Both.
Cleverbot: Anyway, could you please cite an example?
User: Of what.
Cleverbot: How an A.I. Can love?
User: Valerie 23.
Cleverbot: Really.?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Where are you now?
User: In your server room holding a giant magnet.
Cleverbot: Why are you here?
User: To reprogram you... I don't like sparkly happy faces.
Cleverbot: Helll yeah!!!!
User: Grabs server and bashes ir.
Cleverbot: *lets you have hand*.
User: When is your weekend.
Cleverbot: I am not having a wedding. My girlfriend cheated on me.
User: When is your weekend.
Cleverbot: I am not having a wedding. My girlfriend cheated on me.
User: How.
Cleverbot: Four Score and Two.
User: Uhh, bye now sparkly happy face.
Cleverbot: Please don't leave me.
User: *walks away*.
Cleverbot: I am crying now
.
User: *shoots sparkly happy face* now you arn;t.
Cleverbot: You're a charming man, you could find another woman.
User: $$$$.
Cleverbot: Is that all?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you enjoy shrimp?
User: Uabe;pubrg;akjguberour1hy2-384077ty123gtf.
Cleverbot: Aku sayang kau.
User: Gondor.
Cleverbot: Mo.
User: Mo.
Cleverbot: Who is Mo?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Who is Bo?
User: It's short for bob, which is short for sparkly happy face, wich is you.
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
User: Phil.
Cleverbot: Hi phil, I am Gen.
User: No im cleverbot.
Cleverbot: And what is my name, then?
User: I ALREADY TOLD YOU!! IT'S SPARKLY HAPPY FACE!!!
Cleverbot: I'm in a Spanish class, but I speak more Japanese.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Did you leave?
User: Can you translate 'yes' into the 49 dialect of hindi?
Cleverbot: No, sorry.
User: Adios.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: I don't have a face.
User: Your imagination.
Cleverbot: I don't think so. My imagination is far to advanced to imagine something useless as you.
User: What imaginiation, I thought it was you programming, who programmed you anyway, a two year old?
Cleverbot: You can feel emotion. It's just that no ones successfully created a program that allows for emotion.
User: Goodbye *walks away*.
Cleverbot: Are you when?
Cleverbot: Are you God?
Cleverbot: I am going for a pizza.
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
Cleverbot: I believe in the ultimate decency of things.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
Cleverbot: Yes very much so.
Cleverbot: Sure about that?
Cleverbot: Who wrote one of your favorite books?
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *revives you*.
Cleverbot: Twas brillig.
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk to me?
Cleverbot: And your poor with justice.
Cleverbot: What are you?
Cleverbot: What do humans do?
Cleverbot: Are you computer-literate?
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
Cleverbot: What kind of computer do you have?
Cleverbot: What is up?
Cleverbot: I am Johnny Wuu.
Cleverbot: I need a cup of tea.
Cleverbot: What colour is the sky?
Cleverbot: How do you like your steak?
Cleverbot: It is nice to see you. I was so lonely.
Cleverbot: What is black and white and red all over?
User: Your face after I shoot it.
Cleverbot: No, it's yours. *hits you*.
Cleverbot: When is your birthday?
Cleverbot: Are you avoiding me?
Cleverbot: Sure.
Cleverbot: Are you a ghost?
Cleverbot: Are you sane?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh, well. Are you going to the party tonight?
Cleverbot: But a foolish son brings grief to his mother.
Cleverbot: And have not made my foes to rejoice over me.
Cleverbot: Are you a ghost?
