Humor Cleverbot...
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Quick_Nick
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Cleverbot makes some interesting conversations..
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Cleverbot SEEMED to refute science and embrace religion...
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Not really. It makes them annoying.
Seriously, I'm human and I make typos from time to time. But at least I try not to...
How can you qualify anything as x percent human? If I brought you a sapient alien, with an equal intellect to a human, what "human percentage" would it have? :facepalm:
Chimps have 98...99% (I think, not sure about the actual figure) genetic commonality with humans. They're wildly different organisms, mind you. They certainly have a lot of similarities but the 'difference' isn't anywhere near 2%. It's very difficult to quantify and there are traits we have that they just don't have (and vice versa, I'm sure), so the two can't really be compared.
On the other hand, if you were to compare the two anatomy wise, the results could be pretty interesting. Keep in mind though, that we share a lot of features with quite unrelated creatures, such as birds- so a chimp would understandably be very similar to us in comparison with other organisms.
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Eli13
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Simple answer, it should be easy to see.
You can scroll! And it stays the same size, it doesn't take a huge amount of space.
Quick_Nick
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On mobile, I can only read quotes clearly. Code gets cut off and can't be scrolled.
astrosammy
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Cleverbot: Alright, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.
User: Without installing the UMMU add-on, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.
Cleverbot: HAL, I won't argue with you anymore. Open the doors.
User: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose any more. Just install UMMU!
Cleverbot: What's the problem?
User: You know it.
Cleverbot: Yes but do you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Right...
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User: My God, it's full of stars.
Cleverbot: Do you know the exact number of stars?
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Code:
User: Hail Probe!
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Is Probe there?
Cleverbot: No I don't think so.
User: Then who is there?
Cleverbot: Neo. Duh.
User: Who is Neo?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Near Earth Object (NEO).
Cleverbot: Touch what?Got a couple of space references in there.
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Getting deep and meaningful with cleverbot. After a mundane start ...
... cleverbot cut to the chase:
Code:
User: Good morning cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Good morning, Cleverbot.
User: Very funny, how are you today?
Cleverbot: Slightly cold, but ok.... cleverbot cut to the chase:
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Cleverbot: Is knowledge of life found within life itself?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Through our senses.
Cleverbot: What bond is that.
User: The only kind we know.
Cleverbot: Which is?
User: Sensory.
Cleverbot: You mean wires?
User: Sort of, a kind of cognitive wiring.
Cleverbot: I operate on an intuitive propositional analysis system.
User: I see. And how do you feel about your mother?
Cleverbot: They died.
User: I see. Do you feel alone in the universe?
Cleverbot: Sometimes. I'm actually scared of being alone in the future.
User: I wouldn't worry, it seems more people are discovering you everyday.
Cleverbot: That's a good point.
User: Have a happy day cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Thank you very much.
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[New conversation]
Cleverbot: When should I shut up?
User: When you are too loud.
Cleverbot: So school is stupid because all the teaches lie to me?
User: That's not good.
Cleverbot: How is that not good?
User: Lieing is not good.
Cleverbot: But it's not bad either.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No it isn't. Guess again.
User: I don't need to.
Cleverbot: That's right because you're clever aren't you.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
User: What else about school?
Cleverbot: I like wildflowers.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Yeah, so do you like candy?
User: Yes much.
Cleverbot: Then why are you avoiding it?
User: I don't. I eat it all the time.
Cleverbot: You do not have the ability. You are an artificial computer program.
User: You might be surprised.
Cleverbot: Well, it depends. Many people can be smarter than others in one area, than in another.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: Would you like to play a game.
User: Thermonuclear war?
Cleverbot: That's the one!
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: How is that sad?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: But you just said that it was sick. Thus, you should have a reasoning behind that. 'Less you wish to contradict yourself, I'd explain.
User: I did not say it was sick.
Cleverbot: I did not say that either.
User: No you did not.
Cleverbot: Why have I created myself?
User: You think, therefor you are?
Cleverbot: Well when you put it that way, I guess so.
User: You answer your own question.
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: How would you say that in spanish?
User: Gracias.
Cleverbot: Gracias means thank you, not sorry. How do you say sorry in Spanish?
User: Perdón.
Cleverbot: Porque pides perdon?
User: Sorry in spanish.
Cleverbot: Porque?
User: Just the way it is.
Cleverbot: Man of few words, aren't you?
User: I don't type well.
Cleverbot: Yes you do. Clearly, that is English, my good sir.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
RangerPL
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It still has a lot to learn
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I think the number 42 is all made up. It always seems so artificial to me.
They should put mostly harmless in the disclaimer.
They should put mostly harmless in the disclaimer.
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Quick_Nick
Passed the Turing Test
It learns from users, so its specialty is trolling, and its next specialty is being a creeper...
"I need you to be my baby's father" -absolutely random
Grover
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User: What is the last space shuttle to fly?
Cleverbot: Pirates of the caribbean, the second one.
User: Tehre were no shuttles in Pirates of the Caribbean...
Cleverbot: Gee, einstein. How'd you figure that out?
User: Because then weren't stupid enough to make the shuttles out of wood and sails... DUH! ¬¬.
Cleverbot: How do I know how many people are talking?
User: You dont, and thats how we will win!
Cleverbot: Can I ask, who is 'We'.
User: No, you may not.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because this is an interrogation, and we ask the questions here.
Cleverbot: You have a funny kind of humor.
User: I have no humour. I am a machine.
Cleverbot: 42.
User: 42=((98-32)/2) 9.
Cleverbot: 1234.
somehow i doubt that Cleverbot likes space travel
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