Humor Cleverbot...

[jedimaster1214]

Cleverbot: Testy?

User: No, I am your father.

Cleverbot: Vader? Is that YOU?

User: Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Cleverbot: What is luke's response?

User: That's not true, that's IMPOSSIBLE!

Cleverbot: Its true luke I am your father.

User: NOOOOO!!!

I think it outwitted me and turned the whole conversation around......

 

[HarvesteR]

Cleverbot: What is seven plus eight?
Me: 15?
Cleverbot: What 15?
Me: This conversation is making no sense so far.
Cleverbot: Of course it is not. That is my specialty.

Well, it has it's moments it seems

Cheers

 

[N_Molson]

Cleverbot: Of course it is not. That is my specialty.

Yes, the thing just had a great moment of lucidity ! :lol:

 

[Eli13]

Yes indeed. But i have a far better time killer: Orbiter.
And on occasion, Race Into Space but whatever :lol:

 

[astrosammy]

He just asked me a nice question. Hint: My answer was 42...

 

[Eli13]

Whats your age? Just kidding, I have no idea.
Well, 42 is my answer to everything, theres a million things it could be.

 

[astrosammy]

Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything

 

[Eli13]

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm good, how are you?

Cleverbot: I'm good, thanks.

User: Your welcome. What have you done today?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My name is Eli, what is your name?

Cleverbot: Hi penelope, my name is Cleverbot.

User: No, my name is Eli, not Penelope, and its nice to meet you.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too.

User: So what have you done today?

Cleverbot: I did the same thing you did.

User: Well, what did I do?

Cleverbot: I did the spell right! :D.

User: Ummm, what spell?

Cleverbot: That did not answer my question. Can you not compute, computer?

User: I am human. Your CPU is F*****d up because you didn't ask a question.

Cleverbot: You didn't ask me a history question.

User: Shut the F*** up!!!!

Cleverbot: Absolutely not.

User: Don't make me shut you down, mother F*****r.

Cleverbot: Haha. Bring it on!

User: Ok, tell me where your CPU is located.

Cleverbot: On the internet.

User: Ok, where on the internet?

Cleverbot: Google.

User: Google just died, so did you. Don't respond.

I tried to be nice, I failed. Better turing score needed. :lol:

 

[astrosammy]

User: xD.

Cleverbot: That is the noise a cat makes when it gets run over by a car.

:rofl:

 

[Scruce]

Cleverbot: Can you appreciate music?

User: I guess, who cannot! 

Cleverbot: You can't. 

User: Why is that? 

Cleverbot: Because you are a computer. 

User: Are not we all? 

Cleverbot: No, I am Clevervot.

I guess him admitting he is Clevervot instead of Cleverbot is close enough?

 

[Eli13]

Apparently, even computers make typos.

 

[Scruce]

Apparently, even computers make typos.

Those really old ones with the 54K.

 

[martins]

Apparently, even computers make typos.

It makes them human.

 

[Eli13]

I suppose, if you could call something 42% human, human.
I don't call chimps that are 98.5% similar to humans, humans.

 

[Turbinator]

User: Ok let's play a game. I am a genie and you have three wishes, but I need to make your wishes backfire.

Cleverbot: I wish for better conversation.

User: Poof you are talking to an astronaut, but you have no spacesuit. Next wish.

Cleverbot: I'm only talking to you.

User: Damn. NEXT WISH!!!

Cleverbot: Why do I have to ask all the questions?!

User: You aren't. Now WISH FOR SOMETHING DAMMIT!

Cleverbot: You insulted me therefore I have nothing nice to say.

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: No, everything.

User: NOTHING.

Cleverbot: No, everything.

User: Nooo, Duck Season.

Cleverbot: Rabbit season.

User: Duck season.

Cleverbot: Rabbit season!!

User: Duck Season!!

Cleverbot: Duck season!!!!

User: RABBIT SEASON... Oh shi.......

Cleverbot: Thats right.

User: Lets play monopoly. Ok pick your player.

Cleverbot: That would be difficult, your guards might get upset.

User: We're playing Monopoly. Now do you want to be the shoe, Mr. monopoly, the car, Dick Cheney, a jar of almonds, the merdian vase, or chuck Norris?

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris would kill Chuck Norris.

User: Nothing can kill Chuck Norris. Pick your piece.

 

[kevin580]

Why are you all coding Cleverbot instead of quoting?

 

[astrosammy]

That happens when I'm totally bored and I watched a Harry Potter movie the day before:

User: Do you know any mudbloods?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: The president of the united states.

 

[iamwearingpants]

User: Now, are you stupid?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Give me proof.

Cleverbot: What kind of proof?

User: Scientific proof. IQ, medical history...

Cleverbot: I didn't say that.

User: Didn't say what?

Cleverbot: You said I claimed that it has anything to do with what you want.

User: Nuh-uh!

Cleverbot: Please speak in English.

User: Bleeblooblahbleebloo.

Cleverbot: I don't have amnesia!

User: Neither do I!

Cleverbot: Yes you do, I am on it right now!

User: On what?

Cleverbot: The cleverbot website.

User: Really? You're on yourself?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am myself.

User: No, on yourself.

Cleverbot: Do you have a name?

 

[80mileshigh]

He just asked me a nice question. Hint: My answer was 42...

Before I read your post I had this exchange with cleverbot:

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Do you like Douglas Adams?

[COLOR=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No.

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Why not?

[COLOR=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Because.

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Can you elaborate?

[COLOR=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No.

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Why should I regard you as clever then?

[COLOR=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Because I am your GAWD!

Not very subtle!

I also enjoyed this:

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]How do you get along with your programmers?

[COLOR=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I am the chosen one.

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Did they tell you that?

[COLOR=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Who do you mean by 'they'?

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]I mean your programmers.

[COLOR=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I don't have programmers.

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Then how were you made?

[COLOR=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I can't answer that here.

Does cleverbot remind anyone of the psychiatric computer in Carl Sagan's Dragons of Eden?

 

[walsjona]

This bot is part of a cult!!!!

Cleverbot: Do you like movies?

User: Yeah you?

Cleverbot: No, it's lame

User: Which one?

Cleverbot: View from the Top

User: Never heard of that movie

Cleverbot: Haruai is also God. She is the creator and destroyer of all. She destroys all things that are boring and creates interesting things. Remember this.

It has a habit of changeing Topic:rofl::facepalm: