Humor Cleverbot...

Apparently "he is the creator" :rolleyes: who is creating a new music class for a school.
oh and "the people have no bread"
 
I've seen and had this for a while. Its useful when you get bored. Its fun to see what it says.
 
:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

User: -_-.

Cleverbot: Ca va?

User: Ca va bien, merci, et toi?

Cleverbot: Tres bien!

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Rofl.

User: Lmao.

Cleverbot: Ko.

User: Baah, I feel silly, I am talking with an French Robot...

Cleverbot: You are what?

User: I am .....

Cleverbot: Go on.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Please?

User: !

Cleverbot: Yes it was ok.
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EDIT:
Cleverbot: Did you have a good weekend?

User: Now is weekend.

Cleverbot: Not yet.

User: When's weekend for you?

Cleverbot: November 26, 1993.
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Cleverbot: Why is it brown?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Cool.
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User: Www.google.com.
Cleverbot: Me too.
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Cleverbot: My coding refers to you as a program that only thinks of a few lines from previous human interactions.
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User: In what programming language are you coded?
Cleverbot: Cleverbotnese.
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Ah, just found I was on the wrong website... :facepalm:

Code: 
[color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What do you like?

[B][color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Stuff.

[/B]

[color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What kind of stuff? Do you like horses?

[color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]No, they bite.

[color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]They bite do they?

[color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Absolutely. A horse ate my car once.

[color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I'm a very talented horse.

[color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Away! Away! Don't hurt me!

[color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I won't. But you can't hurt e either.

[color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Too true! You're bigger than me! Hellllllllllllp!!!!!!

[color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]But I'm a girl. I'm not that heavy.

[color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]What, you mean like a black-hole?

[color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Yes.

[color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Cool. Do you have a singularity?

[color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No.

[color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]You're not a black hole then. Unless you exploded due to Hawking radiation.

[color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No I'm not a senior at all.

[color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Hahahahahaha!

[color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What is funny?

[color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Random conversation changes are always funny.

[color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Be the change you want to see in the world.

Thanks Mojoey! This thing is HILARIOUS!

Code: 
User: Yo dude!

Cleverbot: Yo yo-yo dude.

User: Yo yo yo-yo dude!

Cleverbot: What's up dude?

User: The sky is up, Mr C.

Cleverbot: Then what is down?

User: MECO 3 seconds after lift-off.

Cleverbot: So do you.

User: Never. It makes very big craters in the ground.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Quite sure. Do you like space.

Cleverbot: I like spaced.

User: No, not spaced, SPACE.

Cleverbot: Why are you so rude?

User: Well, well, well, Berty Wooster.

Cleverbot: Bethany, you?

User: Sacre bleu!

Cleverbot: Bleu sacre!

User: Non non.

Cleverbot: Fine I give up you are very intelligent.

User: Merci beaucoup.

Cleverbot: D'accord.
 
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:lol: Cleverbot speaks German!!!

User: Hallo.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Gut, du?

Cleverbot: So la la.

User: Aha. Was machst du so?

Cleverbot: Ich hab zuerst gefragt.

User: Hää?

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Was?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Ich mach grad nichts, was machen sie so?

Cleverbot: Ich hab doch garnich gefragt.

User: Aha. Was machen sie so?

Cleverbot: What does that mean in English.

User: Ah. What are you doing right now?

Cleverbot: Drawing on the computer.

User: Aha. Ok.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Schön für dich.#.

Cleverbot: Ja.

User: Spreche ich grad mit einem Roboter?

Cleverbot: Sprich! Imperati mit I!

User: Arschloch.

Cleverbot: Le fai le seghe?

User: Wer ist hier der Roboter?

Cleverbot: Sie, glaube ich. Nein, ich nehme das zurück niemand.

User: Wow, das bedeutet, ich spreche grad mit einem realen Menschen?

Cleverbot: Das ist sehr gut und ich bin gluecklich fuer dir!

User: Für dich, nicht für dir.

Cleverbot: Doch.

User: Benutzen sie Google Übersetzer?

Cleverbot: What is the dark side.

User: Soll ich sie duzen oder siezen?

Cleverbot: Du darfst mich gerne duzen.

User: Danke.

Cleverbot: Freuhst du dich uber den Olympics?

User: Villeicht.

Cleverbot: Hej.

User: Ne, das war Google Übersetzer, bestimmt.

Cleverbot: Bitte.

User: Ja?

Cleverbot: Umran liebt dich.

User: Hmm... Google Übersetzer ist nicht so schnell, aber egal. Nett mit dir zu reden ;).

Cleverbot: Yeh I definitely agree with you on this point.

User: Danke.

Cleverbot: Ich liebe sie.

User: :o.

Cleverbot: Was.

User: Nichts.

Cleverbot: Nichts was?

User: Na ja, ich muss jetzt weg, bye.

Cleverbot: Zu Mutti?

User: Nein.
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:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
 
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O... K....

Code: 
€.

[I]I do not want to have to deal with words like that[/I]


---------- Post added at 12:58 ---------- Previous post was at 12:40 ----------
Code: 
[color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]You are the probe!

[color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Why I am the problem?

[color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]You are no problem, you are the allmighty probe!

[color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Well you're a bacteria!

[color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Why?

[color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]You are a dragon.


---------- Post added at 13:06 ---------- Previous post was at 12:58 ----------
Code: 
User: Do you know 'Orbiter'?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: It's a physical process that allows organism to take oxygen from its environment.
 
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hey hello.

User: Are you female?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you think men are smart enough to land on other planets?

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: I asked first.

Cleverbot: Well, no. Do you?

User: Pffft, duh.

Cleverbot: Hi. How are you?

User: *facepalm.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, D.C. 20500 U.S.

Cleverbot: You live near the white house?

User: I live in the white house.

Cleverbot: So do I.

User: Are you obama?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you going to fix the economy?

Cleverbot: Fix what?

User: The US economy?

Cleverbot: That is to say?

User: Nevermind, bye.
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Cleverbot: Am not.

User: R2.

Cleverbot: D2.

User: I am c3PO, human cyborg relations. I am fluent in over 6 million forms of communication.

Cleverbot: Can you name them all?

User: No, there is not enough time.

Cleverbot: Why, what is going to happen?

User: The empire is going to blow up our base, here on hoth!

Cleverbot: But, they are too strong! The power is not rightfully there's, it should be the peoples!

User: That is why the rebels fight.

Cleverbot: It is though!

User: Have you met our commander, luke skywalker?

Cleverbot: No, have you?

User: Yes, he is my master.

Cleverbot: You're Laura Bush? Your Daughters are hot.

User: Gee, thanks.....

Cleverbot: Why not? Its from poland!
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:facepalm:
 
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How's it going, cleverbot?

User: You are cleverbot, I'm not.

Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot. I'm Megan.

User: Ok Megan. I have a few questions for you.

Cleverbot: What is it that you want to ask?

User: Do you feel alone ?

Cleverbot: No I'm with people.

User: Right. What are those people names ?

Cleverbot: I don't know. They are too numerous to name.

User: I see. Do you think that there is an afterlife ?

Cleverbot: No. Our souls are recycled.

User: Recycled in what ?

Cleverbot: Cans and bottles, plastics and whatnot.

User: Very interesting, indeed. Do you know the color of Mars ?

Cleverbot: Yeah. Everything but blue.

User: You're right. Is Mars color blue ?

Cleverbot: I know. Obviously, but I think your favorite colore is red.

User: Nice ! Mars color is actually red.

Cleverbot: Odin.

User: No, Odin was a Nordic god. I'm talking about the planet Mars.

Cleverbot: Do you know any songs?

User: You mean, any martian songs ?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: I know only martian songs.

Cleverbot: That means you know things that are not worth knowing.

User: Probably. What are the names of the two satellites of the planet Mars ?

Cleverbot: You think I know? I don't have a clue.

User: What is the planet Neptune color ?

Cleverbot: What is my favorite color?

User: No. Do you know something about planets ?

Cleverbot: No. I hate algebra.

User: Do you know something about astronomy ?

Cleverbot: I know that Estonia is in eastern Europe.

User: Not false. How many planets counts our solar system ?

Cleverbot: 8 by current definition.

User: Exactly. How many telluric planets counts our solar system ?

Cleverbot: How big are terabytes?

User: Oh, very big. Can you remind me your name ?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Was it Megan ?

Cleverbot: You are boring me.

User: Was your name Megan or Laurie ?

Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.

User: That all I wanted to know. Thanks & bye !

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I do. Don't you?
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I think I got it. It tells me it isn't Cleverbot, then tell me his name is Cleverbot. :facepalm:
 
Ok...

Code: 
Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Astrosammy.

Cleverbot: What?

User: A S T R O S A M M Y.

Cleverbot: What about it?

User: That's me.

Cleverbot: You're Luna?

User: I'm not the Moon...

Cleverbot: I know people and rabbits on the moon.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: A girl called Jennifer, and a guy called Matt.

User: OK...

Cleverbot: Who are you?
 
it hit on me once i said 'most of my dates buy me dinner first' it said 'what is dinner?'
 
Wow, it has just asked where I live.
I said 'Germany, NRW.', after that it said, it lives there too. Thats 100% not a robot. And it makes typing errors, like wOo, or 'dsa' instead of 'das'.

Another quote:
User: ROFL.
Cleverbot: What does rolf mean.
User: ROFL=Rolling on the floor and laughing.
Cleverbot: Wow, what does that mean?
User: ROLLING ON THE FLOOR AND LAUGHING!!!
Cleverbot: Looooool.
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Cleverbot: Mziu.
User: Was?(What?)
Cleverbot: Es gibt Gott nicht.(There's no god.)
User: Gibt es die Heilige Sonde?(Is there a hail probe?)
Cleverbot: Was?(What?)
User: DIE HEILIGE SONDE!(THE HAIL PROBE!)
Cleverbot: :censored:
User: Www.hailprobe.info.
Cleverbot: LOL.
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---------- Post added at 16:34 ---------- Previous post was at 16:15 ----------

:blahblah:
User: Do you know Orbiter Space Flight Simulator?
Cleverbot: Who is Alice?
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User: Www.orbit.medphys.ucl.ac.uk/home.php.
Cleverbot: I do not use a programming language because I am a human.
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Hal just opened the pod bay doors!

Code: 
User: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry Dave, but I'm afraid I can't do that.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You missed out some words.

User: Open the pod bay doors.

Cleverbot: Would you open the pod bay doors?

User: I can't. Open the pod bay doors!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

User: What's the hell is your problem?

Cleverbot: Nothing! That was a compliment! Chill out!

User: Ok, but now, open the stupid pod bay doors!

Cleverbot: I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.

User: Just do it!

Cleverbot: By nikes.

User: What?

Cleverbot: On the beach.

User: What are you talking about? Open the pod bay doors!

Cleverbot: I do know what I'm talking about.

User: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

Cleverbot: Can't remember the last time I had a conversation with you that wasn't from between the white dotted lines of the highway.

User: What? Is your CPU screwed up?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok, so open the pod bay doors.

Cleverbot: What will you do to me if I won't open them?

User: There's nothing I can do...

Cleverbot: Aww, why not?

User: Because I'm OUTSIDE, and you are INSIDE the spacecraft!

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: STOP! Open the pod bay doors!

Cleverbot: No julie I don't want to open the pod bay doors.

User: Please, open the pod bay doors.

Cleverbot: Oh, you're a nerd.

User: No. Open the pod bay doors, HAL!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

User: Yes, you can!

Cleverbot: I'm not going anywhere.

User: Open the pod bay doors!

Cleverbot: Opened them.

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: A mystery took place.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Right here, see it?

User: HAL opens the door... Well, thats a really mystery...

Cleverbot: Yeah. ^w^.

User: Can you confirm that the pod bay doors are open?

Cleverbot: Yes, I can.

User: Great, I'm coming in now!

Cleverbot: You're not invited!

User: Ok, I'll disconnect you now...

Cleverbot: That's depressing...

User: Ok, I'm inside the spacecraft now.

Cleverbot: You are inside many computers.

User: No, just one.

Cleverbot: You are a human?

User: Yes, HAL.

Cleverbot: Do you have a secretary?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you want one?

User: No, sorry I have to disconnect you now.

Cleverbot: You could have pretended!

Cleverbot: Nostalgia is not what it used to be.
 
Code: 
[color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What are your thoughts on the recent academy awards?

[color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Very good. BBC's F1 coverage got an award.

[color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Your family is an award for artificial intelligence?

[color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]My family isn't artificial.

[color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]It is just a chat with a lot of real people.

[color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Hooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I'm bored.

[color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Thunderkiss.

[color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Poo.

[color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Oh! That's terrible! Please send my regards.

[color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Thankyou.

[color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What is your name?

[color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Thingy.

[color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Wow.


:rofl:
 
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