Humor April Fools Day

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I just posted this to discuss various things you have done this day...
April fools day is a minor holdiay celebrated in america that involves practical jokes...
 
Walking into school and discovering all the clocks were 1 hour behind.
 
As for me i:
1. Filled a box of crickets and sent it to the land lord living down stairs...
2. Pretended i stabbed myself...
3. Pretended i spilled nitric acid on my hand at bio class...
4. Showed my parents and friends this website: http://www.rythospital.com/2011/
5. Faked my death on Facebook...
 
Officers who responded to the scene said that the man's skin was fused to the fabric of chair and that he was sitting in his own feces and urine with maggots visible.

Great, now i think i am going to throw up.
 
Great, now i think i am going to throw up.

Well welcome to america: A land where kids can watch a bloke get decapitated and laugh literally...

But anyway i cant imagine how that is even possible...
 
Did i mention i had a whole bunch of laughs with this:


http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/03/29/obese-ohio-man-fused-chair-sat-2-years/

I laughed so hard with my friends... 800 pound man fused to chair mad funny...
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::lol::lol::lol::facepalm::facepalm:

Not an April Fools, I'm afraid. :lol:

Oddly enough I didn't really do anything. Did have a good laugh at the "news" that Nokia won their lawsuit against Apple and all sales of iProducts were to cease and desist immediately.
 
We almost sent a text message to the head chef yesterday that our fryer broke (not sure what it's called in english, but it's a big metal surface not unlike frying pan, but stationary and about a size of 1m2)

It would've been fun the see the look in his face when he stormed in and we'd yell april fools! Too bad neither of us had big enough cojones for that.
 
We just moved into a new suite at work, which was a huge pain. Our Chief of Staff sent us an e-mail saying that the boss had just traded suites again with another Senator and we would be moving (again) in 4 weeks. I was pretty unhappy for a good 5 minutes until I remembered that it was April 1 and that I'm a bit dense.
 
I told my teacher that the school is burning, i wanted to make a joke with my teacher, but the whole goddamn school evacuated..damn i could be expelled..
 
I only did one thing kinda lame.

some people were talking about april fools day and this girl said "OH YEAH!!! You know I can't believe I completely forgot today is April 1st!!"

I immediately turned around and said "No...it isn't," then just kind of stared at her with a non-joking face until she looked kind of confused and was obviously starting to believe it. Then-"APRIL FOOLS!!!!" She was like "AARRGH! THATS NOT EVEN FUNNY I TOTALLY
BELIEVED YOU FOR A SECOND!"
 
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