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Today is such a day for me. Might as well have stayed in bed. It should be impossible to feel so sleepy.

Same here. But I know why I am so sleepy. I have become uncle over the weekend with a dramatic final late on Monday night, and all my extended family freaked out this night. :hailprobe:
 
More random thoughts at work:

If captain Picard was a developer, what would he order on encountering a dangerous situation?

"Vagrant up!"
 
(voiceover)

THE TALE OF SIR PHANTOMCRUISER.

(fanfare)
 
Well, I'd rather hold off on the minstrels for a while (need them to play my theme songs), but I could offer up the names of a few managers ;)
 
Well, I'd rather hold off on the minstrels for a while (need them to play my theme songs), but I could offer up the names of a few managers ;)

How was that joke about the cannibal interns at Microsoft... "OK, guys, we have been feeding well for months on consultants, managers and web designers. Nobody noticed it. But who of you had to eat the cleaning woman?"
 
Trump demanding Bruce Springsteen prove he was born in the USA..

Sorry about that.

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Well, never mind the B*******s, still a good song:

 
Well, never mind the B*******s, still a good song:

Bruce Springsteen - Born in the U.S.A. - YouTube

Um, no. This forum really needs a "no thanks" button.

I was raised in and around New Jersey and force-fed this guy's awful music into my teen years at which time I promptly escaped to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, I survive as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find me, maybe you can hire...


...sorry, got a little side-tracked there...where was I?

Oh, that's right, I don't like Bruce Springsteen.
 
Excellent! I like his stadium rock stuff, sort of early Dire Straits.

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Sad case, waiting for CIV VI to unlock, Steam is so cruel

Edit, A countdown, 1 and a half hours to go, strange thought I'd already downloaded it?

Not sure about this at all, chap in intro walks along a statues arm and sets fire to 100 gallons of
flammable liquid. Lucky not to get blown off, never mind fell off! He's the clever one?

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