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"All men are rapists and have no control over their sexual drive".

Fact that alot of the guys here are perverts, i think i'll have to prove to her that that's wrong...the guys here go far to even flirt with girls they don't even know yet. >.>
 
Couple of hard-earned pieces of advice for all you young guys here:

-Wait. The right girl will cross your path eventually. It happened to me over a year ago.
-Take it slow. There's no reason to rush; you'll only make mistakes.
-Enjoy the ride. You'll only have one shot at a first romance. ;)
 
Fact that alot of the guys here are perverts, i think i'll have to prove to her that that's wrong...the guys here go far to even flirt with girls they don't even know yet. >.>

Nike Lowe had a song in the 80's "All Men are Liars", while this may be true, but he couldn't find enough stuff to rhyme with pervert or horn-dog to make a song out of it. There is a story behind the song, but that's not important right now...

Men are perv's, it starts around age 12 and never, ever stops. :cheers:
 
Trust me, school's a lot easier that way.



You know, a zoologist might define that as "intercourse that failes to fertilize the female" :lol:

Yes, but that doesn't rhyme that good in German. ;)

 
Pff, women are just as perverted as men, generally, but it comes out differently. Men are more or less expected to be sleeping with every woman above size B they meet starting at a certain age. For a woman to do that, it is less acceptable, at least here. Just a cultural thing, I suppose.

Totally agreeing with MaverickSawyer here, too. Relax and enjoy. No one is required to obtain a mate, temporary or permanent, as quickly as possible, and girlfriends are terribly inefficient status symbols anyway. May as well wait for a relationship actually worth fighting for to start fighting for a relationship.
 
Having a girl friend shows the world that you are not a total creepy annoying lame weirdo that at least one other person can stand to be around you for extended periods of time.
 
Social point of maximum complexity, or so it seems.

Invention of practical telepathy would certainly turn psychology and sex-relationshipology into serious sciences, unless The Conspiracy suppresses (-ed?) that technology.
 
Having a girl friend shows the world that you are not a total creepy annoying lame weirdo that at least one other person can stand to be around you for extended periods of time.

Having a girlfriend doesn't make you superior to one who does not. Not having a girlfriend doesn't automatically make you "a total creepy annoying lame weirdo".
 
Having a girl friend shows the world that you are not a total creepy annoying lame weirdo that at least one other person can stand to be around you for extended periods of time.

Sarcasm, hopefully? :blink:

A person's relationship status is a poor, poor indicator of the character of either partner. A person could easily be none of those things and single, or all of those things and even married.
 
Having a girlfriend doesn't make you superior to one who does not. Not having a girlfriend doesn't automatically make you "a total creepy annoying lame weirdo".

Practically speaking, not having one makes you superior.

At least you have no sudden drain in your financial resources. :lol:
 
Aren't there stories of Newton and Tesla never having sex which is seen as a proof of mental superiority?

Somehow connected to that: Since the children and grand-children of Anakin Skywalker seem to be as strong in the force as he is, why were Jedis banned of having close relationships? If force sensibility would be given to your children it would be quite good if your Jedis could produce a few new ones.:hmm:
 
Aren't there stories of Newton and Tesla never having sex which is seen as a proof of mental superiority?
Virginity does not make you a better person than others. Neither does it make you less of a person.

Somehow connected to that: Since the children and grand-children of Anakin Skywalker seem to be as strong in the force as he is, why were Jedis banned of having close relationships? If force sensibility would be given to your children it would be quite good if your Jedis could produce a few new ones.:hmm:
It was something about the fear of losing your loved one, which led you to the dark side (iirc). You know, "fear leads to anger", etc.
 
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