Humor I KNOW WHO SANTA REALLY IS!

[Grover]

the revelation came to me when i considered a simple known fact.

we all know that for "Santa" to get to every single chimney in the world, he would have to travel well beyond the speed of light, or indeed warp time massivley.

and only one thing in the universe can do that... yep:

so, when you open your christmas presents... they actually came from the almighty!

but where did the idea that parents buy the presents come from? well, as the probe is truly omni-potent, he/she (or however else i am to address the almighty ) must be able to reconfigure the memories of the entire population of earth, making us truly believe that we bought the presents ourselves, which is clearly false, as nobody can afford to give presents to kids, because there are too many spoiled brats in the world and not enough money.

so the next time you unwrap a christmas present, at least spare a thought for the .

P.S. i hope we get a good easter egg for the XR-2, Santa on the windshield this time? :lol:

-=Grover=-

 

[IgnoreThisBarrel]

Or perhaps a giant Probe on the windshield!

 

[Columbia42]

Or perhaps a giant Probe on the windshield!

With one of those Christmas hats!

 

[IgnoreThisBarrel]

With one of those Christmas hats!

I think I'll make that into a picture... be right back.

Edit: Ugh, stupid lack of alpha channels. Makes using GIMP a real pain.

 

[tblaxland]

I think I'll make that into a picture... be right back.

Edit: Ugh, stupid lack of alpha channels. Makes using GIMP a real pain.

Like this?

From our Christmas skin and made with GIMP. Just use layer masks, you can paint on them just like you would paint on the alpha channel in Photoshop.

 

[Izack]

Yes, with a few quick changes to the HUMAN3 masterclass, can make us believe anything.

:hail:

 

[IgnoreThisBarrel]

Like this?

From our Christmas skin and made with GIMP. Just use layer masks, you can paint on them just like you would paint on the alpha channel in Photoshop.

Pretty much exactly like that!