Humor Humor Orbiter money addon 6.6.6

[ar81]

So you thought that Orbiter was for free, a world without money??
After the successful bureaucracy addon, here it comes Orbiter money addon.

* Create your own federal reserve system that makes money out of thin air, instead of earning it with value added.
* Export your deficits and inflation and make other nations to suffer poverty.
* Spend all your time managing financial crisis, instead of flying a spacecraft.
* Learn how to make money with an insurance company, a bank or a casino that produces nothing, and still makes profit.
* Learn how to be promoted from being an astronuat who makes at most $100k for risking his life to be an insurance CEO who makes $27 million who has a very safe and comfortable seat in an office. Do not spend $27 to buy a military aircraft to fly, use it to pay your own salary to buy stocks.
* Reach the top scores of Forbes: http://www.forbes.com/lists/2006/12/Insurance_Rank_1.html
* Forget about working hard and making money by delivering cargo and passengers between bases in the solar system. Make easy money with a casino, a bank or an insurance company, without flying.

 

[Brad]

Next there will Hookers for Orbiter...

 

[Jake]

I tried running your add-on but it crashes Orbiter every time, due to "insufficient cache reserves" . Any workarounds?

 

[Tommy]

I tried running your add-on but it crashes Orbiter every time, due to "insufficient cache reserves" . Any workarounds?

Give loans to people who can't repay them. You can still report the potential interest as a profit and raise your net worth (and thereby your credit rating). You can also deduct the amount of the loan on you taxes, since it hasn't been paid yet. You win both ways!

 

[ar81]

You can make in several ways:
* Use your privileged banking information, to invest before others in the best options, and since media ask bankers for advise, you may tell people what you need them to do, so you make more money by turning people into an easy to control herd that will move demand up or down.
* Anticipate exchange rates to move your assets to make profit with variations between currencies, and hunt down those customers who do the same at home. Remember, a bank never lose. Customers do.
* Use inflation in poor countries to make profit. Delay wage raises in your companies, so the gap in buying power of employees becomes profit for you.
* Seize the opportunity to lower wages, so your loss, caused by poor management, is absorbed by your employees.
* Enjoy the system that rewards failure. If you produce toxic assets, tax payers will give you a bailout.
* Make your bank to grow, as you collect 26% interest from credit card, while federal reserve collects almost 0% interest from you. What does it have to do with space travel? Nothing!! You are supposed to be confined on Earth because of the crisis!! Remember?

 

[Brycesv1]

sounds like fun. can i lie about taxes and alter the banking process to collect overdraft fees?

 

[eveningsky339]

Hi ar81, I tried your addon, but nothing is working right. I can't launch the stock Atlantis without $1 billion, but the inflation doubles every six seconds, now I'm looking at $57 trillion to launch. I was about to get it in the air by cutting employee wages to $0.00721 an hour, but then Obama cut my funding and gave it to the fatcats on Wall Street. What can I do?

 

[Ghostrider]

I tried to rob the casino, but all I got was a useless lot of goat bills.

... If you know what I'm talking about, you're in a special category of geeks.

 

[Cerebus]

I tried to rob the casino, but all I got was a useless lot of goat bills.

... If you know what I'm talking about, you're in a special category of geeks.

Ah, those monaco casinos, I'd tell you to go find out where those bills came from, but you'd need to be a thief of Lupin's class to even think of such a thing

 

[Ghostrider]

Ah, those monaco casinos, I'd tell you to go find out where those bills came from, but you'd need to be a thief of Lupin's class to even think of such a thing

I know: 10 years ago, I was looking for the secret of the goat bills. I was still a young punk, just starting out.
I got my butt royally kicked. Had to run away with my tail between my legs.

Glad to see another apprentice of Rupan sensei here.

 

[Dig Gil]

So you thought that Orbiter was for free, a world without money??
After the successful bureaucracy addon, here it comes Orbiter money addon.

Is that being built-in in Orbinomics?:lol: