The Cult of the Probe - In Its Entirety

[Piper]

This is probably a more accurate Latin translation:

Nostrum Forsit,
quisnam professio in orbis,
sanctio exsisto vestri radio,
vestri silicis praemitto,
vestri scientific notitia ero perfectus,
in Terra orbis, ut is est in Luna orbis.
Tribuo nos hodie nostrum cotidie luna statua.
Quod indulgeo nos nostrum pilot quod molior erroris,
Ut nos indulgeo qui can't convoco ex imperiosus ut metric.
Quod plumbum nos non in signum damnum,
Tamen vindico nos ex satraps quisnam incidere nostrum crumens.

 

[James.Denholm]

I wonder how accurate it is.

 

[Native Son]

I wonder if God and the Probe are good pals?

 

[MajorTom]

This is probably a more accurate Latin translation:

Nostrum Forsit,
quisnam professio in orbis,
sanctio exsisto vestri radio,
vestri silicis praemitto,
vestri scientific notitia ero perfectus,
in Terra orbis, ut is est in Luna orbis.
Tribuo nos hodie nostrum cotidie luna statua.
Quod indulgeo nos nostrum pilot quod molior erroris,
Ut nos indulgeo qui can't convoco ex imperiosus ut metric.
Quod plumbum nos non in signum damnum,
Tamen vindico nos ex satraps quisnam incidere nostrum crumens.

The reverse-translation is intriguing. Perhaps this translator s/w is speaking in tongues?:

Our Perhaps ,
quidnam monastic rule upon circle ,
to ratify to emerge your beam ,
your hard stone to send forward ,
your knowledge knowledge will be complete ,
upon Earth circle ,
when this is upon Moon circle.
To give out we today our daily moon statue.
And to pardon we our to shave and to build error ,
When we to pardon quae can't to call together out of imperious when metric.
And lead we not upon signal loss ,
Nothwithstanding to liberate we out of viceroy quidnam cut our bag.

Hail Probe!!
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[James.Denholm]

I wonder if God and the Probe are good pals?

There is no God. There is only the Probe.

*Has fit*

Tex, this is the Probe talking. Unfortunately, Nasa didn't give me broadband, so I'm possessing this twerp instead.

*Big, booming, omnipresent voice*

Tex... I want you to do two things...

First... give this guy admin privileges... then I will be able to make and moderate "The Church of the Probe", a new social group...

Secondly... I want you to write my biography before the creation of the Church... This will be the Church's book of worship... So be sure not to be to specific...

I want you to start like this: "In the beginning, there was The Probe. He decided to make some mirrors, as he was concerned about his appearance. Using these mirrors, He looked at his arse and saw an ion drive. And He was pleased with what he saw."

 

[tl8]

There is no God. There is only the Probe.



First... give this guy admin privileges... then I will be able to make and moderate "The Church of the Probe", a new social group...

Go to quick links, social groups, make new group

 

[Woo482]

Every one look the Probe has made it to the moon
(See attachment )

P.S ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY PROBE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[James.Denholm]

Hail the Probe! Hail the Probe! Sacrifice for the Probe!

*Grabs knife, slashes wrists*

For the Probe, for the Probe...

 

[eveningsky339]

Hail the Probe! Hail the Probe! Sacrifice for the Probe!

*Grabs knife, slashes wrists*

For the Probe, for the Probe...

*slashes wrists too*

HAIL PROBE!

 

[Woo482]

any one want a probe flag to use whith this [ame="http://www.orbithangar.com/searchid.php?ID=3410"]Orbiter Flag[/ame]
????

 

[astrosammy]

Ehmmmm
Little question:
What the hell is the probe???

 

[Woo482]

its a probe you know dont you? it fly's around going to planets / moons

 

[astrosammy]

But why does everyone say HAIL PROBE?

 

[Woo482]

I dont know it started ages a go so I cant remember

 

[JEL]

Yo astrosammy you blasphemous anti-probe heethen; bow down for the almighty probe and accept it as your master

HAIL PROBE!!

You must say it, and mean it, or perish forever

 

[joiz]

the probe is the most present addon in the world. developers think:
I just made an awesome rocket, but I cant think of a payload to put on it!
oh wait, Ill put the probe!

 

[computerex]

Probe Probe Probe Probe Probe Probe Probe Probe Probe Probe Probe Probe Probe

 

[joiz]

Im gonna go launch the probe on a NOVA SSTO...

 

[astrosammy]

HAIL PROBE

OK


HAIL PROBE!!!

 

[Woo482]

Yes HAIL THE PROBE !!!!!!