Probe bible entry:
As the almighty Russians looked at the moon, they wondered: "What's behind it?" So they asked the lowly government to give them money, and they did. For 100 days and 100 sleepless nights, the Russians constructed a beautiful machine. "Thou shalt be called 'Probe', Thou shalt go around thy Moon, and Thou shalt take a picture." And as the probe lifted off, the Russians, knowing their life was complete, passed away. Probe, mourning the loss of it's creators, took it upon itself to bring prosperity to the world below it.