Planetes - Planets

[MeDiCS]

Simple.
Program your router to delay each consequent TvTropes page loading by 512 seconds, then get drunk enough to forget you've done that. No more addiction.

Programming will also ruin your life.

But what if I don't drink.

 

[Artlav]

Programming will also ruin your life.

Actually, it was a webcomic:

Besides, if you program things that makes things happen, then life only gets more interesting:

But what if I don't drink.

Men In Black should help, if you blame the aliens.