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I'm convinced that CPAs and tax preparers are practicioners of the dark arts.

Goooooooooooooo Donkeys! Deflate that, Brady.

Glad that I'm not the only one that switches accents when they get on the line with a 'help' desk from Bangalore. >_>

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. *funky guitar solo*

49/50. I'm so American I make ladies of the night sign up for medicare.

Well if the front doesn't fall off...all of it, I assume.

I'd take the lump sum, but I'd make damn sure to remain anonymous. I really don't need everybody and their Father's brother's cousin's roommate from grad school asking me for a bit of change. Personally, I'd buy a nice house somewhere, maybe Texas or Northern Sweden, and put down a private...

It's pretty much the Japanese Domestic Market's early Toyota Corolla. Except it was part of an anime, and now every weeaboo with even a passing interest in refined petroleum wants one.

Let me guess, now you like the AE86 Sprinter Trueno.

Do I hear an A-10 appreciation post coming?

I think those are called 'Defense Contractors' in the US.

Oh that works...until you have a last name who's commonality is in the triple digits. Face or not, they're gonna find you.

That's astronaut talk for: 'The car won't start'

Oh look, a Porsche.

The numbers Andy, what do they mean!?

WAIT WAIT WAIT. LEMMY IS DEAD?

While SATW is Scandinavia-centric, Polandball is not just Poland-centric, case in point:

I had to put on pants to go outside today, but only because the judge said I had to.

You should have called this one Flight 42: The $100 Hamburger On The Other End Of The Universe

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