Puts the Fun in Dysfunctional
(08:02:26) * lambo slowly drives Xyon insane till he writes a PHP interpreter for Orbiter (08:02:29) * Epsilon taps Hielor on the shoulder from behind, while he's in his hiding place. (08:02:35) <Epsilon> Boo. (08:02:59) * Xyon flying tackles Epsilon! (08:03:23) * Epsilon catches Xyon. >;o (08:03:37) <Xyon> Er... (08:03:42) <Xyon> Dance? (08:03:51) <Epsilon> Sure! :D (08:03:52) * lambo flying tackles Epsilon from behind whilst his CoM is abit higher than normal (08:03:56) * Epsilon boogies. (08:04:00) * Xyon jives (08:04:07) * Epsilon lands on Xyon as he's tackled. (08:04:14) * Xyon wriggles. (08:04:25) * Xyon breakdances, but stops soon after breaking. (08:04:35) <lambo> hrmm (08:04:41) * lambo sticks Xyon into a sampler (08:05:09) * Xyon is sampled. (08:05:13) * lambo turns Xyon into a breakbeat (08:05:28) * Xyon syncopates. (08:06:24) <lambo> hrmm (08:06:39) <lambo> you aren't distorted enough (08:07:02) * lambo pumps Xyon through and "overdrives" the signal (08:07:03) <lambo> there (08:07:10) <Xyon> Oh yes. Harder. (08:07:20) * Xyon oscillates. (08:07:34) * lambo quickly chains the overdrive output to a Compressor then to a stereo imager (08:07:46) * Xyon stops dead still and produces an earsplitting feedback signal at 89dB. (08:08:04) <Epsilon> o.o (08:08:08) <Epsilon> ... buck cake? (08:08:09) <Epsilon> <_< (08:08:11) * lambo sets the compressor to the preset "hard bass" (08:08:12) <Xyon> lol (08:08:21) * Xyon becomes hard. (08:08:36) <Epsilon> Oh Jesus ****, it's music pr0n. (08:08:45) * lambo increases Xyon's tempo to 190 bpm (08:08:53) <Xyon> **** the tempo, **** the tempo... (08:09:12) <lambo> unce unce unce unce unce unce (08:09:12) * Xyon becomes incredibly tachycardic. (08:09:30) <lambo> right, SPEEDCORE TIME (08:09:35) <Xyon> o.O (08:09:35) * lambo cranks the tempt to 2000 (08:09:40) <lambo> *tempo (08:10:00) * Xyon blows a fuse. (08:10:08) <lambo> perfect! (08:10:15) * lambo overdrives the singal some more (08:10:30) * Xyon floods the backflow and blows out something important. (08:10:43) * lambo makes Xyon sound like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKxonrF6jHc (08:11:53) * Epsilon has seen people who could probably DDR that. :P (08:12:27) * Xyon shoots himself in the head, thus killing the music dead. (08:12:33) *** Xyon is now known as Xyon|Zombiwe (08:12:36) <lambo> ..you're a sample (08:12:37) *** Xyon|Zombiwe is now known as Xyon|Zombie (08:12:50) * lambo reloops Xyon|Zombie (08:12:58) <Xyon|Zombie> D: (08:13:02) *** Xyon Nick change too fast. Please wait 4 seconds. (08:13:02) *** Xyon|Zombie is now known as Xyon|Zombie (08:13:07) *** Xyon|Zombie is now known as Xyon (08:13:18) * lambo edits out the suicide part (08:13:30) <Xyon> Urg. (08:13:37) * Xyon feeds lambo to his C++ compiler. (08:13:42) <Xyon> MUNCH. (08:13:55) <lambo> Error: lambo.cpp does not exist. (08:14:07) * Xyon redirects and points to the proper file. (08:14:22) <lambo> Error: File is blank (08:14:31) <Epsilon> That is ****ing insane. (08:14:33) <Xyon> File is not blank. (08:14:42) <Xyon> File is full of crazt. (08:14:43) <Xyon> y (08:14:59) <Xyon> Error: crazy_ symbol undefined. (08:15:05) <Xyon> ;) (08:15:39) * lambo stuffs himself into a pointer, and then turns the pointer null (08:15:47) * lambo hides in memory <_< (08:16:09) * Xyon dumps the memory to disk and purges the dump file. (08:16:16) <lambo> ow! (08:16:31) <Xyon> DELETE.... DELETE... (08:16:34) * lambo surges out into the Internet quickly (08:16:41) <lambo> mwahahaha! (08:17:02) * Xyon wishes lambo good luck getting out past the firewall. (08:17:03) <lambo> I have all the comp--BUY VIAGRA NOW!--uters. wait wat? (08:17:10) <Xyon> lol (08:17:31) * lambo stumbles across 4chan (08:17:32) * Xyon closes the redundant firewall behind lambo. (08:17:34) <lambo> OH GOD IT BURNS (08:17:50) * Xyon notes that 4chan do not take kindly to visitors. (08:17:54) * lambo deforms into an ActiveX Exploit (08:18:06) * Xyon blows lambo away with an update. (08:18:51) <lambo> Haha! (08:19:11) * lambo infects a multitude of computers that haven't been patched since Windows XP SP1 (08:19:13) * Xyon wafts lambo towards 127.0.0.0 (08:19:23) <Hielor> LAME, macgyver is no longer available on netflix streamer (08:19:26) <Xyon> Die in loopback. (08:19:36) <Epsilon> I hope one of you copy and paste this to the "Why We Love The IRC" thread. :P (08:19:40) <lambo> 127.0.0.0 isn't 127.0.0.1 (08:19:45) <Xyon> Nope. (08:19:46) <Hielor> 127.0.0.0: address not found (08:19:56) <Xyon> Hence why you won't get a call out of it. (08:20:09) <lambo> I'm my own botnet now ! (08:20:20) <lambo> I infected a bunch of unpatched matchines >:} (08:20:34) * Xyon notifies Microsoft. (08:20:37) * Hielor reports Lambo to the FBI (08:20:43) <lambo> AHHH (08:20:51) * lambo flees from the security researchers (08:21:03) * Xyon installs adware on every lambo-infested machine. (08:21:06) <lambo> ... I suddenly feel like Ennesby (08:21:30) <Xyon> Eppy; the whole thing? (08:21:39) * lambo is trapped on a security researches VM now (08:21:46) <lambo> *researcher's (08:21:54) * Xyon tells the researcher to power down the VM. (08:22:18) * lambo makes one last ditch effor and jumps into the researcher (08:22:40) <Epsilon> Xyon: Not sure about the -whole- thing... it should probably go into (code) tags or something though so it doesn't spam the thread too badly. (08:22:46) * Xyon stares at the abomination that resulted in lambo attempting to jump through a screen and fetches a mop.