Monolith Action Figure
Properly proportioned to those in the movies 2001 and 2010 (1:4:9 - the squares of the first 3 integers).
Made of semisynthetic, organic, amorphous, solid materials (AKA plastic).
Zero (0) points of articulation.
May cause strange magnetic fields, action figure evolution, seeing things filled with stars, and/or more (or it might just sit on your desk doing nothing).
Dimensions: .75" x 3" x 6.75"
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