Joke Headline

[Chipstone306]

From the Associated Press

PENGUIN FARTS CONTRIBUTING TO OZONE HOLE

Nasa recently discovered a major contributer to the ozone depletion above antartica is not in fact caused by humans, but by penguin gas emmissions. " This is a major contributing factor" says one scientist, " For years we placed the blame on CFC emissions and other industrial emissions. This has resulted in a major change in the industry that has caused major job losses. This is monumental! think of all the people who can find jobs producing reliable cfc products! Thousands can get back to work!"
One biologist states that the primary diet of fish is to blame. " If anyone has ever eaten fish they know what Im talking about. "
NASA is now putting their findings in a report to be released this month to the UN. Critics are complaining of a possible culling of the penguin populaton to drop emissions. Some people have begun to talk about emission standards for penguins to be enforced. " perhaps a one fart a day policy would be more suitable for the birds" one unnamed source states

:rofl:

 

[Torgo]

Penguin tastes a lot like salty chicken. The abay ones haven't spent enough time in the ocean yet to absorb the salty flavor, though, and taste much more like regular chicken.

They are best served on a bed of brown rice with a teriyaki glaze.

Either red or white wines will be a delicious complement to your penguiny feast.

 

[ripley1]

Emission standards,penguins with catalytic converters and EGR valves coming up.

 

[Ghostrider]

Penguins are psychotic.

 

[n122vu]

I believe this research was funded by Microsoft. It's a psychological ploy to secretly generate anti-Linux sentiment in the minds of the general public by creating the belief that penguins are to blame for the world's ecological and economic problems and breed negative feelings about anything associated with penguins.

Or it could just be that penguins have nasty farts.