What we need is a set of Rosary beads made with tiny little probe-shaped beads...and some Probe religious medalions. Maybe a cheap plastic Probe statue you can stick to your car's dashboard. And bumper stickers that say "Probe saves" or "WWPD?".
Maybe start a chain of hokey book stores called "Probe Science Reading Room".
The mighty hath commanded us to go forth and spread the Word (images of Lunar farside), and thou hast obeyed. Hail Probe and Probe's blessings be upon you, sir.
Hail , and all it's probeyness. Probe-ness. -ness. Probicity?
Oh, glorious ,
Yea verily unto thee are we; but shadows and dust,
And we shall be gone when you are done with your mission,
But still, we hail you, and your beep. HAIL