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Star Voyager

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Find funny, real life astronaut pictures and try and guess what they're saying (or thinking)! I'll start off:

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1) we are'nt going in that thing... are we?

2) ive only been famous for a week, and ive already got hookers... oh yea!
 

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1) How much did you say two crash test dummies cost?
 

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1) the LEM is only THAT thin?

2) Jeez, Cernan. We've only been on dry land for 5 minutes!
(BTW that's the Apollo 10 crew. Eugene Cernan is holding that girl, Tom Stafford has his head down)
 

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1.) outside: mmhm, yes i understand completely. inside: now what did he say LEO meant?

2.) Tom: Come on Eugene, were not gonna do any of that *here*. At least wait til were in the states. Come on! We just came from around the friggin' moon! Calm down!!!
Eugene: Wait, uhhhhh what?
 

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1: How far away did you say the Moon was? Really, that far? Ok, I think we are going to need slightly more than a firework on a stick...
2:(guy on right) Seriously, we've just come back from the moon and all you can think about is a young girl with a load of flowers rounder her neck?!?
 
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How about these:

Fidel Castro and Yuri Gagarin:
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Two Astronauts:
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1) Gagarin thinking: Boy, how long has it been since this guy last took a shower?

2)On the left: How long till we get in? I'm starting to regret eating those beans.
 

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1.) Fidel: (In a Don Juan voice) You are the love of my life.....

2.) Astronaut 1.) Dude! WE ARE IN SPACE!

Astronaut 2.) I Know! But I probably shouldnt have drunk all that beer before i left, (gags...)
 

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1- Oh yeah, I'm awesome. This is my awesome squinty astronaut face... well, actually it's because I forgot my sunglasses... man it's bright out here...

2- And this kids, is what a rocket launch sounds like...
 

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1: Game over man... at least for you...
2: Kids, did you know the thrust poundage is OVER 9000!!!!????
 

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1: Before you continue, please remember that in a few moments I will be in control of several thousand pounds of high explosives.
2: Must. Hold. In. Large. Lunch. Must. Not. Vomit. On. Spacesuit. Must. Talk. In. Fractured. Sentences.
 

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1.) I shoulda put on my visor while i was up there......

2.) Whew!! Powdered food really hits the spot.
 

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This one's from STS-51J, the first flight of Atlantis:

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From the foreground:
"Oh :censored: I left the oven on!"
(thinking) 'I bet he left the oven on.'
"Do I smell something burning?"
"Guys, the oven's still on..."
"Derp!"
"How's my Charlie Sheen impression?"
*sigh* "Bad."
"Also derp!"
 

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This is just a picture for the heck of it. You don't have to guess but this is just too funny to pass up.
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a few more pics at this site
http://demotivatorsblog.com/tag/astronaut/

EDIT: I have nothing to do with the political party listed at the bottom of the picture. Please do not let this lead to political discussions. It just came with the pic.
 
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