The Cult of the Probe - In Its Entirety

[RAF92_Moser]

Hail, Probe!

If you want to visit this page (it will take forever to load), you might get a bunch of login queries. Just keep hitting cancel, and it will eventually stop bugging you, and load the page in its entirety.

May the Probe gives us hope in times of despair!

 

[willy88]

Hail the almighty Probe!

 

[RAF92_Moser]

Well, now since the mods removed the OT forum at M6, the Cult of the Probe comeback has been delayed.

So now, by Orbiter tradition and unmoved loyalty to the Probe:

Hail, Probe!!!

 

[Zatnikitelman]

Hail Probe!

 

[RAF92_Moser]

Time to bring back some recent artwork...

May the Omnipresent, Ominpotent, Omniscient Probe live on!

 

[Enjo]

Hail The Launch MFD Probe !

From now on, every time thou enterst arbitrary inclination and LAN in this input box:

, thou shalt hail The Almighty Launch MFD Probe ...

for t's the Probe that gives thee The Sacred State Vectors; for t's The Probe that guides thee...

Hail The Launch MFD Probe !

Details and a more serious version in Launch MFD development thread
http://www.orbiter-forum.com/showthread.php?t=897

 

[Scarecrow]

HAIL PROBE!!! <Insert a hail probe smiley that someone really should make>

Feel free to copy my Hail Probe userbar if you wish.

 

[willy88]

Hail Probe!

 

[McWgogs]

HAIL PROBE!

 

[ryan]

What kind of probe is it actually, it kind of looks fimiliar, kind of looks like sputnik in a way.

 

[fresh squid]

Will Hail the almighty Probe by candlelight . Blessed be the probe.

 

[RAF92_Moser]

What kind of probe is it actually, it kind of looks fimiliar, kind of looks like sputnik in a way.

The Luna E-3 Probe.

http://www.astronautix.com/craft/lunae3.htm


Hail, Probe.

 

[James.Denholm]

Sorry to bump, but I thought it appropriate to ask:

Where do we get the software required to properly worship the Probe?

 

[dutchpirate]

Hail Probe!

 

[eveningsky339]

Sorry to bump, but I thought it appropriate to ask:

Where do we get the software required to properly worship the Probe?

That, my friend, is a mystery only the all-knowing and infinitely wise Probe knows. (Although I'm sure someone is making a unique Hail Probe addon somewhere...)

 

[YL3GDY]

I wonder who was the first man created the first model of the Probe for Orbiter? Maybe anyone has a link?

HAIL PROBE!

 

[C3PO]

I wonder who was the first man created the first model of the Probe for Orbiter? Maybe anyone has a link?

Not sure about that, but I know who made the LAST one.

 

[C3PO]

PS:

HAIL PROBE!!!!!!

 

[Piper]

Oh I just can't resist!

HAIL PROBE!!!

Our Probe, who art in orbit,
hallowed be your radio antennae,
thy rocket launched,
thy scientific data will be done,
in Earth orbit, as it is in Lunar orbit.
Give us today our daily lunar image.
And forgive us our pilot and engineering errors,
As we forgive those who can't convert from imperial to metric.
And lead us not into loss of signal,
But deliver us from bureaucrats who cut our funding.

HAIL PROBE!!

 

[eveningsky339]

Oh I just can't resist!

HAIL PROBE!!!

Our Probe, who art in orbit,
hallowed be your radio antennae,
thy rocket launched,
thy scientific data will be done,
in Earth orbit, as it is in Lunar orbit.
Give us today our daily lunar image.
And forgive us our pilot and engineering errors,
As we forgive those who can't convert from imperial to metric.
And lead us not into loss of signal,
But deliver us from bureaucrats who cut our funding.

HAIL PROBE!!

Pater Noster, qui es in caelis,
Sanctificetur nomen tuum,
Adveniat reguum tuum,
Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo
Et in terra.
Panem nostrum quotidianem
Da Nobis Hodie,
Et dimmitte nobis debita nostra,
Sicut et nos dimmittibus debitoribus nostris.
Etne nos inducas in temptationem
Sed libera nos a malo. Amen.


Well... if I could speak Latin better I could translate the Probe Prayer... but this will have to do.