[Humor] Random Comments Thread

[FordPrefect]

Coming home from a birthday party, had some wine. Having a flashback, missing my girlfriend from last year. Man, that sucks big time. I miss her, she was one of a kind... Dammit.

[mojoey]

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Originally Posted by FordPrefect

 Coming home from a birthday party, had some wine. Having a flashback, missing my girlfriend from last year. Man, that sucks big time. I miss her, she was one of a kind... Dammit.

Please don't cry...I don't do well with people crying...makes things overly awkward

[ky]

Quote:

Originally Posted by FordPrefect

 Coming home from a birthday party, had some wine. Having a flashback, missing my girlfriend from last year. Man, that sucks big time. I miss her, she was one of a kind... Dammit.

333 posts, seems lucky

[Star Voyager]

No, that's 44 :

[mojoey]

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Originally Posted by Star Voyager

 No, that's 44 :

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nope. 42 is.

[werdnaforever]

Once the Hubble Space Telescope goes offline, rather than retrieving it from orbit and putting it in a museum (can they even do that without it shaking itself apart in the shuttle's bay during reentry?), or de-orbiting it and letting it burn up, they should activate the self destruct function:

"Destruct sequence 1H, 2U, 3B, 4B, 5L, 6E!"

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Originally Posted by Mattyv

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The saddest part is that they're actually making a monopoly movie.

This was just hilarious. I laughed out loud!

EDIT: ...even though they forgot to change "battleshipmovie.com" to "monopolymovie.com". Also, other taglines should be...

Nothing can be left to chance

or

You might want to avoid landing near the Boardwalk

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That Mitchell and Webb Look - I'm looking for a gift for my aunt - YouTube

That Mitchell and Webb Look - I'm looking for a gift for my aunt - YouTube

It's not fair. I wish American comedy was as funny as Michell and Webb...

That said, we do have Seinfeld, which is basically the 2001: A Space Odyssey of sitcoms.

[N_Molson]

Awesome rockets week, with all launches successful so far.

Atlas-V, Ariane 5, H-2A, Soyuz-FG, Soyuz-U, Proton.... Falcon/Dragon ?

[C3PO]

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Originally Posted by N_Molson

 Awesome rockets week, with all launches successful so far.

Atlas-V, Ariane 5, H-2A, Soyuz-FG, Soyuz-U, Proton.... Falcon/Dragon ?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

Don't jinx it!!!!

Say 20 and repent.

[Cras]

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Originally Posted by werdnaforever

 That said, we do have Seinfeld, which is basically the 2001: A Space Odyssey of sitcoms.

Seinfeld is just like 2001, aside from the fact that it is actually watchable, has a plot, has good pacing...

[Pipcard]

What if spaceflight becomes so routine that Wikipedia's [Year] in spaceflight pages become unnecessary?

[Codz]

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Originally Posted by Pipcard

 What if spaceflight becomes so routine that Wikipedia's [Year] in spaceflight pages become unnecessary?

I don't believe that'll be a problem any time soon.

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Originally Posted by Cras

 Seinfeld is just like 2001, aside from the fact that it is actually watchable, has a plot, has good pacing...

Seinfeld sucks in my opinion. It has the stink of the 90's all over it.

[Cras]

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Originally Posted by Codz

 Seinfeld sucks in my opinion. It has the stink of the 90's all over it.

While I still enjoy watching it, it does show its age, probably a bit more than other things. Why they are always "checking the machine"? (and before you respond, yes I know what it actually means, I grew up in the 90s), it is just funny how often they did it, a bit of an overused mechanism to draw a character out of the action.

Always Sunny in Philadelphia is pretty much just a modern day Seinfeld.

[n122vu]

Go to Google Translate > Pick German as the 'from' language > Copy the text below > Press the 'Listen'-button (not the Translate button, the Listen button on the German side)

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[DanM]

"If Descartes was right, you wouldn't exist"

[Codz]

It's hilarious in other languages. Try Russian or Serbian.